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Kenny McCormick quotes from South Park

Played by Matt Stone · 47 quotes · page 4 of 4

Kenny McCormick

Played by Matt Stone

South Park · 1,569 quotes

9th most-quoted character in South Park: in 47 of its 1,569 quotes
Most scenes with: Eric Cartman (34), Stan Marsh (28), Kyle Broflovski (24)

Scenes with Kenny McCormick 47

I didn't wanna come back and be in the school, but I had to because it was part of a lawsuit and the agreement with Paramount.

The president's suing you?

The guy can do whatever he wants now that someone backed down, OK? Eat the bread. Eat the bread. You guys saw what happened to CBS? Yeah, well, guess who owns CBS? Paramount! Do you really wanna end up like Colbert? You guys gotta stop being stupid.

We can't understand you.

Just shut up or we're going to get cancelled, you idiots!

Kenny

[to Kyle & Stan; muffled] What the hell is he saying?

NRNews Reporter

Tom, they're calling it the Sermon on the Mount. Hundreds of South Park faithful are flocking to the area where Jesus Christ continues to speak his words of wisdom.

If someone has the power of the Presidency and also has the power to sue and take bribes, then he can do anything to anyone! It's the fucking President, dude! All of you shut the fuck up, or South Park is over! It's fucking over! Just stop and shut the fuck up!

MMitch

Sir! There's a Studio Ghibli here that wants to talk to the kid.

What's a Studio Ghibli?

MMitch

Some Japanese guys say they represent Totoro.

[Three Studio Ghibli executives walk into the room; one of them addresses to Butters]

E1Executive #1

[angrily; pushes Mitch] You! You fuck Totoro!

E2Executive #2

Totoro is Studio Ghibli I.P.!

Oh, so Totoro's already got some lawyers, huh?

E1Executive #1

It takes hundreds of artists, three years to make Totoro! And then two minutes, you spit out your shit, and fuck Totoro!

E2Executive #2

Studio Ghibli no sakuhin! (Studio Ghibli's artwork!)

What!?

Kenny

[muffling] But we didn't make that video!

Alright, I can't understand a word anyone here is sayin'!

E1Executive #1

You stop! This is a "Shi-shu and de-shisto"!

E2Executive #2

"Shi-shu and de-shisto"!

[to Mitch] Mitch! Get 'em outta here!

E2Executive #2

Shimatta! Totoro no meiyo ga kigasareta! (Damn it! Totoro's reputation has been tarnished!)

E1Executive #1

[to Butters and Kenny] You cannot just do whatever you want with someone else's I.P.!

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