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S27 E1

South Park · Season 27, Episode 1

Jesus, Randy and others in “Sermon on the 'Mount”

I didn't wanna come back and be in the school, but I had to because it was part of a lawsuit and the agreement with Paramount.

The president's suing you?

The guy can do whatever he wants now that someone backed down, OK? Eat the bread. Eat the bread. You guys saw what happened to CBS? Yeah, well, guess who owns CBS? Paramount! Do you really wanna end up like Colbert? You guys gotta stop being stupid.

We can't understand you.

Just shut up or we're going to get cancelled, you idiots!

[to Kyle & Stan; muffled] What the hell is he saying?

NRNews Reporter

Tom, they're calling it the Sermon on the Mount. Hundreds of South Park faithful are flocking to the area where Jesus Christ continues to speak his words of wisdom.

If someone has the power of the Presidency and also has the power to sue and take bribes, then he can do anything to anyone! It's the fucking President, dude! All of you shut the fuck up, or South Park is over! It's fucking over! Just stop and shut the fuck up!

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