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South Park · Season 28, Episode 3

“Sora Not Sorry” quotes from South Park

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“Sora Not Sorry” · Season 28, Episode 3

In this episode: Butters Stotch (2), Sgt. Yates (2), Stan Marsh (1), Kyle Broflovski (1), Kenny McCormick (1), Bebe (1), Red (1)

[Red, Bebe, and Nichole are all in the girls' bathroom, watching Butters' AI video of Red getting urinated by Santa on her phone]

[furious] That little shit! That little shit!

NNichole

It's already all over the school. Butters is trying to humiliate you.

What the hell did I do to him?!

Well, you did kind of use him.

I didn't use him! He wanted to buy me a Labubu.

NNichole

You should go tell the principal, Red, they said if anyone made these kinds of videos of other students, they'd call the police.

[turns around] I don't need to tell the principal. There's gonna be a big assembly this afternoon. I'll get Butters back myself.

MMitch

Sir! There's a Studio Ghibli here that wants to talk to the kid.

What's a Studio Ghibli?

MMitch

Some Japanese guys say they represent Totoro.

[Three Studio Ghibli executives walk into the room; one of them addresses to Butters]

E1Executive #1

[angrily; pushes Mitch] You! You fuck Totoro!

E2Executive #2

Totoro is Studio Ghibli I.P.!

Oh, so Totoro's already got some lawyers, huh?

E1Executive #1

It takes hundreds of artists, three years to make Totoro! And then two minutes, you spit out your shit, and fuck Totoro!

E2Executive #2

Studio Ghibli no sakuhin! (Studio Ghibli's artwork!)

What!?

[muffling] But we didn't make that video!

Alright, I can't understand a word anyone here is sayin'!

E1Executive #1

You stop! This is a "Shi-shu and de-shisto"!

E2Executive #2

"Shi-shu and de-shisto"!

[to Mitch] Mitch! Get 'em outta here!

E2Executive #2

Shimatta! Totoro no meiyo ga kigasareta! (Damn it! Totoro's reputation has been tarnished!)

E1Executive #1

[to Butters and Kenny] You cannot just do whatever you want with someone else's I.P.!

[Stan, Kyle, Butters, and Kenny are watching Red's AI video of Kyle being defecated by Droopy Dog]

DDDroopy Dog

You like that hot shit in your Jew mouth?

I mean, you got to admit it's pretty impressive. It looks really real.

It's not impressive! It's fucked up! How is this even legal?!

Nothing's sacred, Kyle. All you can do is fight fire with fire.

Well, then, let's see how Red likes it when we make one of her and Bluey!

[speaking out to the court] It wasn't their fault, all right? It's all my fault! This all started with me, because my heart was broken. I made the first videos using Sora 2. I saw the ones Eric Cartman made to get out of going to school and I thought I could make these about Red 'cause the bitch deserves it! But it was just me!

Wait, you're saying that the Eric Cartman videos are all being created by someone to distort the truth? [looks at Mitch] That's gotta be Totoro! Trace the IP address, and let's get the son of a bitch!

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