Trump. His penis is teeny-tiny, but his love for us is large.
“Sermon on the 'Mount” · Season 27, Episode 1
In this episode: Randy Marsh (2), Eric Cartman (1), Mr. Garrison (1), Kenny McCormick (1), Gerald Broflovski (1), Jesus (1), Rick (1), Narrator (1)
[pounding on the door of Mr. Garrison's house as he and the angry mob show up] Come on out, you piece of shit! We're un-electing you! [kicks the door down and he and the mob enter, and find Mr. Garrison and Rick sitting on the sofa in the living room, watching White Lotus on the TV]
Excuse me, do you mind?
What the hell do you think you're doing, Garrison?!
I'm not doing anything.
Oh, so you haven't been looting the country and ruling by fear like some middle-eastern tinpot dictator?!
No, I've been sitting here watching White Lotus with Rick.
But you got re-elected.
Yeah. NPR. National Public Radio, where all the liberals bitch and whine about stuff!
I didn't wanna come back and be in the school, but I had to because it was part of a lawsuit and the agreement with Paramount.
The president's suing you?
The guy can do whatever he wants now that someone backed down, OK? Eat the bread. Eat the bread. You guys saw what happened to CBS? Yeah, well, guess who owns CBS? Paramount! Do you really wanna end up like Colbert? You guys gotta stop being stupid.
We can't understand you.
Just shut up or we're going to get cancelled, you idiots!
[to Kyle & Stan; muffled] What the hell is he saying?
NRNews Reporter
Tom, they're calling it the Sermon on the Mount. Hundreds of South Park faithful are flocking to the area where Jesus Christ continues to speak his words of wisdom.
If someone has the power of the Presidency and also has the power to sue and take bribes, then he can do anything to anyone! It's the fucking President, dude! All of you shut the fuck up, or South Park is over! It's fucking over! Just stop and shut the fuck up!
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