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Mystery Science Theater 3000 · Season 5

“Hercules” quotes from Mystery Science Theater 3000

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“Hercules” · Season 5

In this episode: Joel Robinson (2), Tom Servo (1)

[Hercules and his fellow sailors confront a field of women in tight shorts, tunics, and silly caps, armed with bows.]

Attack of the Mary Martins! [N]

[Hercules is choking a lion.]

TSTom Servo [as lion]

Aww, Herc, I was kidding.

[After Hercules kills the lion a group of cavalry appear]

JAJoel [as a cavalry man]

Hi, we've come to get Scruffy, our pet lion! OH MY GOD!

(A Huge Cloud is seen on screen with some of the sun peaking through)

Crow:There will be patches of scattered god today

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