JM John Mapes
[introduced as he's rehearsing to a acting lessons vinyl] Look, Kate, I am a gentleman.
[disgusted] Oh, great; another oily unlikable character!
JM John Mapes
I swear I'll cut you if you strike me again!
So you may lose your arm. If you strike me, you are no gentleman.
And if no gentleman, why then no arm?
JM John Mapes
A herald, Kate! Oh, put me in thy books!
Ha-ha, what is your crest? [loops] A coxcomb? A coxcomb?
[alongside the loop] A Henry Miller.
[as Mapes shuts off the record] Oh wait a minute; it's a little late for acting lessons. They started filming already.
[as the character of Leland is introduced on-screen]
You know who that is? I'll give you a hint- I sing whenever I sing, whenever I sing...
KI King Invader
[whilst reciting beat poetry] Smell, oh nostrils; hear, oh ears...
CP Cafe Patron's Husband
[sarcastically while clapping] Bravo, old Majesty!
KI King Invader
[in a bitterly sardonic tone] Thank you, old square...
Hey, that would be a good phrase to use on someone who's not very hip.
CP Cafe Patron
[to beat poet King Invader, as she and her husband are leaving] King, we enjoyed it; truly we did. Dear heart.
[as patron] My husband's very hip at home!
KI King Invader
[short pause] I am bugged...!
KI King Invader
...beyond recall!
[after thwarting Tucker's double crossing over the ownership of the heist money, John Mapes willingly surrenders to the police, leaving his wife Jeanne behind as the film ends]
So, uh... all this happened because Johnny got lost in the fair?
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