Crow T. Robot quotes from Mystery Science Theater 3000, page 12 ... TV Quotes Database

[As the short ends]

CCrow

This is the film the boys had to watch and the girls had to go to the gym and watch the other film!

The Skydivers (movie)

S6 The Skydivers

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[As Harry departs, Beth walks up to his friend Joe. The coveralled pair exchanges a meaningful look.]

CCrow

Two zips and we're naked!

S6 The Skydivers

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[Of Suzy's dimwitted, pliable paramour, Frankie...]

CCrow

He's like an idiot savant--minus the savant.

S6 The Skydivers

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[A plane starts taxiing the runway.]

CACrow [as pilot]

Ah, Roger, tower, which way is the sky?

S6 The Skydivers

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[Over the opening title]

CCrow

Young man's fancy crinkle-cut potatoes.

S6 The Violent Years

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[The phone rings as Judy and her mom serve lunch to the boys.]

CCrow

Hey, the electric phone!

S6 The Violent Years

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[As a rocket blows up a large white target on a barren hillside.]

CCrow

Ah, Christo's latest installa--oh good.

S6 The Starfighters

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[over the opening title]

CCrow

The Sean Penn story!

S6 The Starfighters

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[As a rocket blows up a large white target on a barren hillside.]

CCrow

We're gonna bomb 'em back to the Jazz Age!

S6 The Starfighters

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CACrow [as Katie Barrett]

Forgive me, Father, for I have sinned: I have rubbed Pernell's toupee all over my naked body!

S6 San Francisco International

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[Davey the obnoxious teenager has just landed after stealing a light plane, talked down by Pernell Roberts.]

CACrow [as Pernell]

Davey, let me introduce you to these federal agents. They are what you young people call "bad asses."

S6 San Francisco International

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[Mr. Hall brings out the "marriage board".]

CCrow

Bobby Orr's Electric Marriage! Real Marriage Action!

S6 Racket Girls

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[Peaches works out on a rowing machine, continually thrusting her huge breasts into the camera.]

CCrow

[nervously] I'm being turned on by a woman who is long dead!

S6 Racket Girls

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[Five minutes before the movie ends, music finally appears on the soundtrack]

CCrow

Music?! Why here? Why now? WHY US?!

S6 Racket Girls

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[Mike and the bots put on a satirical political song and dance number]

CCrow

[singing while holding a prop gun]

I'm the Crime Bill; bang bang! I'm the Crime Bill; bang bang! I get shot at every day...

I'm the Crime Bill; bang bang! I'm the Crime Bill; bang bang! I'm opposed by the NRA- bang bang! [pretends to be shot and "dies"]

S6 The Sword and the Dragon

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