Crow T. Robot quotes from Mystery Science Theater 3000

Bart Fargo IS... Hard to-- watch.

Bart Fargo. Bartfargobartfargobartfargobartfargo... Heh, that's hard!

Whoa, I'm having a freak-out up to ten years later!

Here, money is exchanged for coconuts.

It's Room Dos-Dos-Dos!

Okay, let's get funky.

Here are some moo cows.

Why, even aliens from Mars are here!

Father Mackenzie, darning his socks in the night when there's nobody there.

The beast put a hundred down and bought an old Studebaker.

That's it. I'm just givin' in and lookin' at the breasts!

I'm telling you, Mike! "Chocolate Jones and the Temple of Funk" is going to be boffo box office!

Hey, you're giving away the plot!

It's the T & A-Team!

It's Dworkinfest '78!