[As Hank the grocer runs over to Tony's body]
CCrow
There's a deeeaaaaad hunk in the middle of the road! Dead boy!
Crow T. Robot
Mystery Science Theater 3000 · 3,167 quotes
Most-quoted character in Mystery Science Theater 3000: in 1,660 of its 3,167 quotes
Most scenes with: Tom Servo (818), Mike Nelson (376), Joel Robinson (271)
Lines by Crow T. Robot 421
[Police Captain Churchman (Adam West) walks over to a reluctant punk murder suspect being restrained by workers and kicks him in the face.]
CCrow
Oh that was easy for him, he just pretended it was Tim Burton.
[Zombie Tony is returning to the cemetery after a night of killing]
CCrow
Y'know, ironically, they were only able to bust the zombie for tax evasion! [chuckles]
[The camera pans very slowly down Maciste's body as he steers the raft]
CCrow
Hmm... the camera operator is indulging himself here...
[Maciste has been shot in the chest with an arrow, but he pulls it out effortlessly and gets to his feet.]
CCrow
[snickering] Luckily, this was before death had been invented.
[Queen Amoa is explaining her peoples' problem to Maciste at considerable length.]
CACrow [as Maciste]
[wearily] Hey, look, my island blew up!
CCrow
Isn't it cute the way they're making a stab at a plot?
[A woman hangs laundry, consisting entirely of white items.]
CCrow
When Tom Wolfe's wife does the laundry!
[The title appears on screen.]
CCrow
I thought I smelled something!
CACrow [as Narrator]
Already the children have disturbed Uncle Jim. Uncle Jim is an edgy man who should not be riled.
[The girls wake up in their bunk bed and talk to each other.]
CACrow [as girl]
Uncle Jim's out of control - we frag him today.
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CCrow
[indignantly] I don't like the villain!
[The opening title and copyright information only appear for a few seconds.]
CCrow
Hey, I didn't finish!
[Bob and Johnny are examining a collection of moths on display at the fairgrounds]
CACrow [as Narrator]
Later, these moths turn up in the mouths of Bob's victims!
[Over the title screen]
CCrow
Because you're bad at math?
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