Adrian Monk quotes from Monk

Adrian Monk

It's a small pebble. It's about the size... of a... small pebble.

Monk

You gotta be a little skeptical, Sharona. Otherwise you end up believing in everything -- UFOs, elves, income tax rebates...

Adrian Monk

By the way, in case we don't get a chance to talk later, [I] just want you to know -- except for the murders and your trying to kill me, you really were the best doctor I ever had.

Monk

She forgot she was a vegetarian? Who forgets they're vegetarian? It's like... forgetting you're a Republican.

Monk

[repeating Derek Philby's words back to him] Q.E.D. Quod erat demonstratum. "Thus it is proven."

Monk

[tortured] That officer outside told me I was dead. I'm not dead... am I?

Adrian Monk

Speedy Dates? No. No, no. No, that's like... Dante's seventh circle of Hell.

Adrian Monk

[stumbles and hits something] I cannot find my night-vision goggles. There is a fatal flaw in the night-vision goggle plan!

Adrian Monk

I'm afraid... of change... and I'm afraid of not changing...

Monk

I am so outta here.

Monk

Hey, you know what they say: wherever the Monk is, it's Mardi Gras.

Adrian Monk

Natalie! What are you doing? That's a... it's a... death pillow!

Adrian Monk

Ooh, I got nature, I got nature on my hand! [Natalie wipes off the dirt with a leaf] What are you doing? You can't clean nature with nature!

Monk

They spelled "Corn" wrong!

Monk

I like your music. It's very... musical. But I wish I could understand more of the words.