“Mr. Monk Gets Stuck in Traffic” · Season 3, Episode 13
In this episode: Adrian Monk (5), Natalie Teeger (1), Julie Teeger (1)
[Julie has to go to the bathroom.]
No, Julie, wait. Here. I'll give you ten dollars to hold it in.
Really?
Mr. Monk, what are you doing? You can't pay a person not to pee!
Best money I ever spent.
Sure he can. It's called the free market. I learned about it in school. So, Mr. Monk... how much would you pay me not to throw up?
[about five miles later]
Here.
What's this?
I'm returning your money. I'm not gonna make it.
[Monk is getting onto the Korn tour bus so Julie can use the restroom.]
They spelled "Corn" wrong!
I like your music. It's very... musical. But I wish I could understand more of the words.
I play the clarinet. Played with Willie Nelson.
[to a Korn member] I like your socks.
They're not socks. [He pulls up his pant leg and uncovers a very large tattoo, and Monk covers his eyes and Julie's eyes.]
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