[Monk's suitcases, filled with food and water, get stolen]
What am I going to eat and drink?
Adrian, they have food and water in Mexico.
Answer the question! What am I going to eat and drink!?
“Mr. Monk Goes to Mexico” · Season 2, Episode 2
In this episode: Adrian Monk (3), Sharona Fleming (3), Captain Leland Stottlemeyer (1), Lt. Randall Disher (1)
[After Monk has turned up, having been presumed dead]
[tortured] That officer outside told me I was dead. I'm not dead... am I?
[Monk has been presumed dead]
I want a full-dress funeral, white gloves and black armbands, twenty-one gun salute. I want the governor there, and I want the mayor to give a eulogy...
Monk wasn't on active duty, sir. We can't go full-dress...
Adrian Monk is to be buried with honors, or I quit! Let me tell you something, Lieutenant, and I'm not afraid to say this: I loved that man.
[The phone rings]
[answers] Stottlemeyer... yes. Yes, I understand. [hangs up] Adrian Monk is alive. [And now he has to cancel all his funeral arrangements!] I HATE THAT MAN!
LPLt. Plato
Maybe you come back alone, you can earn some more necklaces.
Why does everybody keep mentioning my necklaces?
LPLt. Plato
They are fiesta beads.
What are fiesta beads?
LPLt. Plato
You don't remember how you got them?
Ahh, no.
LPLt. Plato
Guys give them to girls... at parties.
Oh, what for?
[Lt. Plato whispers to Sharona]
[gasps] Oh my God, why didn't you tell me?!
LPLt. Plato
You wore them so... proudly!
[explaining what happened, hoarsely, as he hasn't drank any water in days]
He was a thirsty victim...
Adrian.
I mean, the perfect victim.
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