Well, I guess this is your worst nightmare, a crime scene on a rooftop.
No, it's not my worst nightmare. It's my fourth worst. No, wait, fifth. No, fourth. Fourth or fifth, I didn't bring the list with me.
“Mr. Monk Goes Back to School” · Season 2, Episode 1
In this episode: Adrian Monk (3), Captain Leland Stottlemeyer (1), Sharona Fleming (1)
[repeating Derek Philby's words back to him] Q.E.D. Quod erat demonstratum. "Thus it is proven."
Used to be. Um... I'm a private consultant now, and, uh... I'm just helping the department with their report.
[takes paper towel, reaches for the coffee pot with the regular coffee, and starts pouring it into the pot with the decaf]
Were you all here when Miss Landow died?
FTFirst Teacher
That's right. The students were taking their SATs. We were proctoring the test.
So - so you were all together? [looks closely at the pots to make sure they are even]
FTFirst Teacher
No, we were in different classrooms.
Adrian...!
[Monk is not happy with the measurements. So he tries mixing the two pots together while trying to even them out]
DPDerek Philby
Excuse me, what are you doing?
Oh - um... just making them even.
DPDerek Philby
[highly amused at the little display] But you're mixing the regular with the decaf!
But they're even.
DPDerek Philby
But they're mixed together!
But they're - they're even.
DPDerek Philby
But they're mixed together.
But they're even...
DPDerek Philby
But they're mixed together.
But they're even...
[changes the subject]
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