She forgot she was a vegetarian? Who forgets they're vegetarian? It's like... forgetting you're a Republican.
“Mr. Monk and the Airplane” · Season 1, Episode 12
In this episode: Adrian Monk (4), Sharona Fleming (1), Lt. Disher (1)
[Monk is talking to Lt. Disher on an airplane phone.]
Are you really up there in an airplane?
It's better than being up here not in an airplane.
[Stephan's girlfriend locks Monk inside the bathroom while he is changing. He starts banging on the door and Sharona comes to rescue him.]
Sharona! Open up! This isn't funny!
[Sharona opens the door. Monk pops out, clutching a piece of paper.]
What's that?
It's my will.
[Monk observes Stefan and Barbara Chabrol's behavior when a close friend, Bernard, comes up]
BBernard
Stefan!
SCStefan Chabrol
Bernard.
BBernard
[chuckles] What a small world. Can you believe this?
SCStefan Chabrol
No.
BBernard
I was just thinking about your father, God rest his soul. Are you heading back home?
SCStefan Chabrol
Yeah, that's right.
BBernard
Yes, me too. I haven't seen you since the big anniversary party.
SCStefan Chabrol
Ah! [Bernard turns to Barbara]
BBernard
Barbara, ravissante, comme toujours. ["Barbara, lovely, as always."] [He kisses her hand]
BCBarbara Chabrol
It's a pleasure to meet you.
BBernard
To meet me? Well, you don't remember. [laughs] You're breaking an old man's heart. I taught you how to waltz that night.
BCBarbara Chabrol
Oh, yes. Of course you did, I'm sorry, I'd forgotten.
BBernard
Moi, j'aurais pu jamais oubliee une soiree pareille. ["Me, I could have never forgotten that evening."]
BCBarbara Chabrol
I'm sorry, I don't speak French.
BBernard
Since when? We spoke for over an hour. That was only three years ago.
SCStefan Chabrol
Uh, Bernard.
[Monk takes drastic measures to stop the Chabrols from leaving Newark]
Hi! Hello. [clears his throat] Yeah, I'm, uh, worried about a buddy of mine, uh, Captain Claude Pritchard.
MOMan on phone
Claude Pritchard the pilot, yeah. He's on the tarmac right now. He's been cleared to take off.
So, he made it okay. What a relief. Unbelievable.
MOMan on phone
What do you mean?
Uh, oh, he was in pretty bad shape when I left him. We were out partying all last night, and into this morning, and…we're just…party boys.
MOMan on phone
Party boys?
Yeah. Yeah, it was pretty ugly there for--I tried to take his keys away, but you know how old Claude gets when he's totally… [Sharona mouths the word "hammered"] Hammered.
[Cuts to the inside of the plane, where Stefan Chabrol and "Barbara" toast their wine glasses]
SStewardess
Ladies and gentlemen, we have been asked to return to the gate. Please stay in your seats. We will be underway in just a few moments.
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