[?Dirt-fearing Monk is standing a distance from the muddy car crash site on a plank.]
Adrian! Don't you want a closer look?
No, I-I can see from here.
Would you like us to move the crash site a little closer to you?
“Mr. Monk and the Psychic” · Season 1, Episode 2
In this episode: Adrian Monk (5), Sharona Fleming (2), Captain Leland Stottlemeyer (1)
[Capt. Stottlemeyer returns to his office to find Monk and Sharona waiting inside.]
Oh, I'm sorry, I thought this was my office. Yeah, see, I-I'm confused because my name is on the door.
Don't... don't blame Sharona, Captain.
I have no intention of blaming Sharona. [looks at his desk, which has been cleaned off] What happened here?
I took the liberty of straightening up a little.
Where is all my crap?
Obviously, I had to throw some things away.
[Monk is looking for some evidence in a hardware store.]
It's a small pebble. It's about the size... of a... small pebble.
[Monk finds the crucial piece of evidence lodged in his hair after Sharona has been rooting around in a dumpster for it.]
Oh, wait. I found it.
Where was it?!
It was in my... it must have flown up and got caught in my...
[hits the side of the dumpster] GO-OD! I can't believe I listened to you! You're driving me nuts!
You gotta be a little skeptical, Sharona. Otherwise you end up believing in everything -- UFOs, elves, income tax rebates...
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