I think the Colonel might like to know that Major Houlihan's father was under General MacArthur in the cavalry.
Her father was a horse. Did you know that?
Our engagement is off.
S3Big Mac
S3Payday
Attention all personnel. Due to the incredible mediocrity of last night's movie, it will be shown again tonight at 2100 hours.
Boy, I wish I knew what was going on.
I'll tell you later, sir.
You always say that, Radar, but you never do.
S3White Gold
My orders are to do whatever it takes to break up this penicillin ring, and I have written permission to die in the attempt!
Klinger (on guard duty): Halt! Who goes there?
Outta the way, Klinger.
I've gotta have the password, Colonel.
Bullfeathers!
That was LAST week's password.
S3Abyssinia, Henry
How'd you know my size?
(proudly) I traced you while you were asleep!
Henry, that suit is really you.
If you're Adolphe Menjou.
(walking very slowly into the OR, shortly after Blake's departure) I have a message: Lt. Col... Henry Blake's plane...was shot down... over the Sea of Japan. It spun and . . . there were no survivors. (He leaves, fighting tears)
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