Scenes with Pleakley 106
[Lilo, Stitch and the family are enjoying dinner at Macki Macaw's; the animatronic Macki, however, flames up and falls off the perch]
Primitive Earth entertainment technology. Very entertaining.
PleakleyEspecially when he entertains by catching on fire. Fascinating.
[Stitch gets his glass ready as Pleakley pours soda to the group]
Wait your turn, Stitch. Macki may be combustibally challenged, but I love this place. It's homey. Why don't we come here more often?
[Stitch, patience run out after Pleakley does not pour him any soda, leaps onto the table, chugs the whole pitcher of soda down, and belches loudly]
[during Stitch's "trial"]
Pleakley
Wasn't it Defendant 626 who chewed off the arm of Mr. Fluffybear here?
Objection! I sewed it back on.
Pleakley
And how about little Suzy Teaparty? Anybody seen yer head? I haven't, because it's gone!
Objection! Stitch didn't mean to eat. It was a freak accident! He was accidentally hungry.
[Lilo, Jumba, and Pleakley are tied by Phantasmo after learning his secret]
Pleakley
What does it want?!
375 has advanced programming. Now that we have learned his secret, he will probably get rid of us.
[Phantasmo possesses Scrump and picks up Jumba's gun]
Don't worry. The weapon is only loaded with net.
[Phantasmo replaces the net cartridge with another]
Ah! He has replaced net with my new laser cartridge! I am so proud of his smartness!
Pleakley
And I'm just gonna faint. I'm too terrified to faint. How about if I just scream? AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!!!
[Pleakley puts a large rainbow Afro wig on Jumba]
Pleakley
This spectral diffraction style is very popular on Earth, particularly of amid followers of team sports. There! What do you think?
I look like large furry lollipop.
[Lilo and Stitch take 254 to their house]
Yes, 254 is designed to be irresistible.
[254 gives a record to Stitch; Stitch angrily grabs the record and places 254 on it and makes it spin on Lilo's record player]
Of course, other experiments are immune to his charms.
Pleakley
[picks up 254] Well, I think he's absolutely precious, not at all like the little monster.
[Stitch growls with rage]
[takes 254] Uh, is best not being attached. It may look harmless, but in reality, is a ticking stink bomb.
Stink bomb? This little guy?
Very soon, it will emit odor so noxious, will make 40 square mile area uninhabitable for decades! [laughs maniacally] But yes, is cute as garment fastener.
Pleakley
But he smells okay now.
254 is programmed to start his stinking 42 hours after activation to allow to time to infiltrate target. Problem is we have no way of knowing when he was activated.
[Stitch angrily has 254 tied up]
Pleakley
Is the smell really that bad?
[chuckles] Trust me. He'll have you losing many lunches with disgusting stench!
[unties 254] Well, that's what I'm naming him: Mr. Stenchy! And I don't care how much he reeks. I'm keeping him.
[Stitch, shocked and angered by Lilo's words, screams into a pillow]
[Pleakley is doing yoga]
Pleakley
Yoga, an ancient Earth discipline that's wonderful exercise for both body and mind. You should try it instead of stuffing yourself with all that flesh-based food.
Hey, I am liking flesh-based food!
Pleakley
Suit yourself. But since I stopped eating anything with a face, I feel cleansed and rejuvenated.
[After Nani bring Lilo and Stitch both back home from "crashing" Mertle's birthday party]
I'm telling you, there's an experiment pod on Mertle Edmonds' new bracelet that she got for her birthday.
That's what I was trying to do when Mrs. Edmonds dragged me off Mertle.
[Pleakley can be heard chanting before Nani and Jumba see him with his body twisted]
Pleakley
Oh, hello, fellow spirit beings. I hope my chanting wasn't bothering you.
Pleakley, are you alright?
Pleakley
Hmm? Oh, I'm incredible. Really, truly. It's so amazing. Yes, at first I was in excruciating pain, but it was all part of the process. Once I transcended that, I realized that the pain was just an illusion.
You have got to be kidding me! [grabs Pleakley and stretches his legs] Pain is only illusion! Ha!
[Pleakley is still doing yoga while Jumba is eating a pastrami sandwich]
Pleakley
Do you mind? I'm trying to become one with the universe.
And I am trying to become one with pastrami sandwich!
Mertle Edmonds has activated Experiment 606!
Oh, whee! I was hoping she would try!
Now, it's gonna suck the whole universe to a big black hole!
Pleakley
You say, "black hole"?
Pleakley
[suddenly panics] THERE'S NO ESCAPE FROM AN ASTRONOMICAL EVENT LIKE THAT!! To think, the universe is ending, and all I was worried about was eternal wisdom?! If this is my last day on Earth, I'm eating pastrami! [grabs Jumba's sandwich and eats it]
[Nani arrives home while Pleakley mops the kitchen floor]
Where's Lilo? Is she here?
Pleakley
No, but a freshly mopped floor was here! Apparently, it just left!
[Lilo and Stitch arrive]
I'm fine! But Stitch and me need to borrow your car!
He doesn't have a license!
[pulls out his collar and license] Chuwapa!
Sorry. We only have one working car, and I need it for work!
But there's an experiment loose!
It can find its own ride! I have to get to the rental hut. Business is way off, and old man Juan is getting grouchy.
I'll be home after work! [leaves]
Uh, little girl, is my hearing correct? One of my precious creations is running about free?
Yeah. It likes water and it has a really big butt. [opens the doggy door] JUST LIKE MY SISTER!!
Experiment that is liking water and having large posterior. Ah! That would be 520! [chuckles] I was true evilling genius that day. 520 turns any body of water into giant destructive wave!
It keeps trying to get to the ocean.
That I'd like to be seeing! Would make wave so big, whole planet will be destructed! [laughs maniacally until he notices Lilo glaring at him] Oh, it would be bad thing, yes?
Hello?! Just think of all the jellyfish! No jellyfish, no jelly, no PB&J!
[Jumba and Pleakley agrees to take Lilo to Honolulu to enter in the dog show]
You promise to watch her?
As if she were precious treasure. Crossing my heart.
Pleakley
And I will make sure she brushes her teeth and wears her seatbelt and never talks to rangers!
Pleakley
No strangers? But some of the most interesting people to talk to are stran... [Nani glares at him angrily] Right! No strangers!
[after the gang land in Honolulu, courtesy of Pleakley's 28 credit cards]
Pleakley
At last, the big city.
[Stitch runs up to a view of Honolulu and laughs maniacally]
I know you always wanted to see a big city.
See big cities? 626 programmed to destroy big cities!
But he won't, because he wants to be good and help me win the dog show and show Mertle we're not riffraff! Right, Stitch?
[Gantu captures Gigi]
Pleakley
Your what?!
Experiment 007! Did not to recognize after so many grooming and watch ribbons!
Gigi... is an experiment?!
Sure! Very early project. Can lie down, sit, fetch, annoy neighbors with evil shrill bark.
[Lilo, Stitch, Jumba, and Pleakley have returned home; Pleakley counts the beauty products he got from Honolulu]
Pleakley
Soaps, shampoos, bathrobe, love it! It's just like being there!
[appears with a ton of mail] All the mail is for you, Pleakley. Looks like it's all bills.
Pleakley
Bills? What are bills?
Bills are what you owe when you charge on your 28 credit cards!
Pleakley
Owe? As in money? Nobody asked for any money. [looks at a bill] Oh, my goodness! Is that a balance due or an intergalactic zip code?! How can they do this to me?! I'm not even a citizen!
[Jumba explains 501 and 502 to Lilo and Stitch]
Is very important 501 and 502 do not come in contact.
If they were to touch, could be cataclysmic disaster of epic proportions!
Because of massive release of quantum energy! 501 plus 502 equal one big boom!
Pleakley
What is it with you and the big booms and the evil and the destruction? Why didn't you create an experiment to do something constructive, like, say, oh, I don't know, IRONING?!
I am genius only! Not miracle worker.
[Lilo and Stitch challenge each other that they can capture the experiments without the other]
626 accepts little girl's challenge. Of course, genetically superior 626 will easily catches target before little girl.
Pleakley
Pshaw! He's nothing without Lilo! She has Earth brains, Earth instinct. He's just a monster!
Perhaps willing to make a wager?
Pleakley
Willing?! I am dying to! But galactic waging rules requires stakes.
[chuckles] Stakes are best part. Let's see. Ha! Loser of bet must perform dreaded Gloknar Ceremony Dance!
Pleakley
[gasps] The thunky Gloknar?! The Witless Dance of 1,000 hours!
Is one-eye scared like "bok-bok" Earth fowl that crosses road?
Pleakley
Not this one-eye, Senor Four-Eye!
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