[Gantu gets out of his shower to find that Experiments 501 and 502 have both activated at the same time]
By the luck of the Fubockoo Nebula! Two experiments at the same time! Do you realize what this means?! Dr. Hämsterviel will pay a double bounty on delivery! [625 is sitting in his chair, reading a book] Eh, 625? [no response, Gantu removes the book to see that 625 is really fast asleep] 625!!
6625
[wakes up to see Gantu in a towel] Ooh, yow! Not what I like to see when I first wake up! [gets up to leave]
[blocks the way out] I've been thinking...
6625
Ooh, careful! Don't hurt yourself using all that brain power!
It's time you started pulling your weight around here. You're going to help me capture those experiments!
6625
Y'know what, babe, I would love to, but I can't. It'd cut in to my sandwich schedule.
[grabs 625 and gets ready to punch him] Add this to you schedule: A knuckle sandwich!
6625
Just lost my appetite! Fine, I'll go! [Gantu drops him] Whoa! Hold on, brainiac! Don't you think it'd be better if we split up and each went after one experiment?
What? I'd just leave you alone to goof off?!
6625
If Wittle Gantu needs me to hold his hand and go witch him, I will!
Fine! We'll each catch our own!
6625
Good! I'll just pack some sandwiches.
[Lilo and Stitch get into an argument after failing to wax David's board while David was trying to teach them about Yin and Yang]
I don't know what David was talking about. I could've waxed that board without you!
Could too! Because I'm smarter!
[Jumba explains 501 and 502 to Lilo and Stitch]
Is very important 501 and 502 do not come in contact.
If they were to touch, could be cataclysmic disaster of epic proportions!
Because of massive release of quantum energy! 501 plus 502 equal one big boom!
What is it with you and the big booms and the evil and the destruction? Why didn't you create an experiment to do something constructive, like, say, oh, I don't know, IRONING?!
I am genius only! Not miracle worker.
[Lilo and Stitch challenge each other that they can capture the experiments without the other]
626 accepts little girl's challenge. Of course, genetically superior 626 will easily catches target before little girl.
Pshaw! He's nothing without Lilo! She has Earth brains, Earth instinct. He's just a monster!
Perhaps willing to make a wager?
Willing?! I am dying to! But galactic waging rules requires stakes.
[chuckles] Stakes are best part. Let's see. Ha! Loser of bet must perform dreaded Gloknar Ceremony Dance!
[gasps] The thunky Gloknar?! The Witless Dance of 1,000 hours!
Is one-eye scared like "bok-bok" Earth fowl that crosses road?
Not this one-eye, Senor Four-Eye!
[Gantu falls into a 625's sandwich trap as Lilo, Stitch, Jumba, and Pleakley spy on them]
Did you hear that?! Those experiments have escaped again, thanks to you!
6625
Oh, that is so pathetic that you have to blame for your screwup! Hmph!
If we had worked together in the first place, like I said, we wouldn't be in this mess!
[Lilo and Stitch realize the error of their ways after hearing this]
The big dummy is right, Stitch.
Maybe if we worked together...
Never mind making up! First, be finding 501 and 502 and making certain they do not make with the touching or tapping or patting!
Why do you keep saying that?
If I'm telling once, I'm telling more than once! Lava genius experiment and water genius experiment must not touch!
Wait a minute, that's not what David said.
And what does local surfer boy know of this?!
Maybe it's what he was trying to tell us about Yin and Yang: two very different things come together to make on good thing. Like peanut butter and jelly. Or doughnuts and mustard.
[Lilo and Stitch work together to capture Yin and Yang and shake hands at the end]
Aha! Lilo's clever plan worked! I win!
No, no, no! It was 626's strength and agility that captured experiments. I am winning!
Nope! We caught'em at the exact same time together. Right, Stitch?
Which means we tied! Yeah-- Oh! No, is not good.
Intergalactic wagering rules states in the events of a tie, both parties must pay the bet! [sobs] We both lose!
