Scenes with Stitch 122
[Lilo and Stitch learn from eavesdropping on Cobra Bubbles that an asteroid is going to smash into Earth; Lilo sends flyers to everyone to evacuate via Jumba's ship while Stitch informs his cousins; unfortunately, none of humans believe them and don't come]
They're probably all just having trouble parking.
StitchIh! Hamcha!
[looks up in the night sky] I hope our new planet has this many stars, and I hope it has a beach with perfect waves, and friends, and shave ice, and fish that eat peanut butter sandwiches. [sighs] Sure would be better if we could just stay home. They're not coming, are they.
Stitch
Naga.
Well, at least your cousins showed. How many are in there?
Stitch
[counts the experiments on the ship] Kicha!
Only six? No one believes us.
[Lilo and Stitch return home with Melty]
I'm gonna change my identity and move out of town. What do you think of the name Tiffany? With an I.
Stitch
Eww!
Or I could just go back in time and take a do-over.
Oh, no, young lady! No time time travel until you clean your room!
Uh, I was afraid you were gonna drag out that old time machine Jumba was working on.
Jumba made a time machine?
[realizes his mistake] Did I say time machine? [chuckles nervously] No, I meant rhyme machine. Helps you best a funky rhyme! [raps] My name is Pleakley, and I'm all about style! From my dresses, to my curtains, to my bathroom tile!
[Lilo and Stitch use Jumba's time-traveling surfboard to back to the time when Lilo fell in the mud to do it over; Stitch captures Melty again, but not before Melty destroys the hotel, causing Nani to lose her job]
We're gonna fix this, and this time, we're gonna have a plan so we can get it right. [gestures to a blue shoe Monopoly piece] This is you... [puts down a red car piece] and this is me.
Stitch
Stitch car!
Fine. [swaps the car and the shoe] You be the car.
Stitch
[plays with the car] Vroom, vroom!
Stitch, pay attention! We have to get it all perfect this time!
Stitch
Humph! [puts the car back]
Now, this is you, this is me... [puts down an orange game piece] and this is the experiment. If the experiment goes inside the hotel again, you don't follow it into the lobby. Instead, you go over the roof, like you did the first time, got it?
Stitch
Roof! Ih!
Meanwhile, I'll make lady conversation with Keoni.
Stitch
Ih... huh?
Since we're going back anyways, I figure I could do it even better this time.
Stitch
Whatever!
[after many failed attempts to do it over, Lilo and Stitch decide to travel 5 minutes earlier than usual; however, they find themselves at the front of a prison camp]
[notices the time machine labeled "future"] Uh-oh. You turned the dial the wrong way. Instead of going backward, you went forward. Way forward. We better go back to 12:00.
Stitch
Uh-huh. [sets the time]
FJFuture Jumba
[wearing tattered clothing and eyepatches] Experiment 626, you're alive?!
Stitch
Eh?! [pull the switch and goes back in time with Lilo]
FJFuture Jumba
Hmm. Was that my time-surfing board?
Okay, so we go back one more time, and...
Stitch
[points to the time machine] Time machine!
[The time machine melts]
Okay, so we melted the time machine, our house is gone, and Gantu took the experiment. But at least Nani kept her job.
[offscreen] Lilo! I just lost my job. [realizes the house has melted] What happened to the house?!
[after the time machine was destroyed by Melty, Future Jumba appears with another]
FJFuture Jumba
Little girl, 626, I have arrived to saving your behinds!
Stitch
Jumba?
You brought us a new time machine!
FJFuture Jumba
It has taken decades for to realize what happened here so long ago. From the day I showed you my time-surfer, fabric of time was broken. House was melted, our little family broken beyond compare, I lost two of my eyesights, and yech! Don't even ask what happened to Pleakley! It was not until I saw you surfing through time that I was having two and two!
I'm sorry I ruined the future.
FJFuture Jumba
Little girl, you can fix everything, but only one way: You must go back to beginning and relive it exactly as it originally happened.
You mean, I'll have to humiliate myself in front of Keoni?
FJFuture Jumba
A broken time strand can only be repaired when relived exactly. But more important, is accepting of your mistake. If you are dwelling in past, you cannot be living in present, and will lose sight of future. Now, get going before something melts this machine, too! [laughs] Go, go!
Thanks, Jumba! [she and Stitch go back in time]
FJFuture Jumba
Good luck, little girl!
[Present Jumba appears]
What are you doing here?!
FJFuture Jumba
I have come to give you warning: Whatever you do, do not build robot wife! Too easy for them to hack into bank account!
[Gantu runs off with what appears to be an invisible Houdini]
Stitch! I can't believe you just gave him... [Houdini turns visible again] Houdini?! You gave him the empty container. That's quite a magic trick, Mr. Stupendous.
Stitch
Thank you.
[Stitch pins down Nosy after he spoils the movie for him and Lilo]
Hey, ow! What gives, blue guy?!
Stitch, leave that kid alone!
Stitch
Naga kid! [pulls out Nosy's disguise] Cousin!
Yo, easy, Fido! I'm an alien experiment, not a dog toy.
We know, and we're gonna help you find the one place where you truly belong.
What are you, a greetin' card?
[Lilo unzips her bag]
Hey, what's in that bag of yours? [grabs the bag and looks through it]
[pulls out Lilo's diary] Oooh, a diary!
Stitch
Agaba! [snatches the diary and gives it back to Lilo]
[Pleakley is forcing Lilo, Stitch, and Jumba to learn better etiquette for the Jamesons]
[he blow the whistle] Roll-call, everybody dressed?
Cannot breathing into tight disco pants, oh! Must drop anything.
Stitch
Ta-da. [he walks downstairs but he step his tie and he trips, rolling on downstairs to Lilo] Ta-da.
Hmmm... Actually, I was more comfortable with a dog disguise.
Stitch
Oh...
Pleakley, I got more eggs for the... AUGH! Pleakley! They're gonna be here in less than an hour! You're supposed to be cooking!
Don't worry your little head, Nani. The traditional yule log is roasting as we speak.
Yule log? But it's summer!
Well, Helen the hostess featured one on her show just yesterday. I think she knows what she's doing.
That was a rerun! Yule logs are for December, and they're not food! [doorbell rings] Whoever it is, tell them to...
Aloha. We thought we'd arrive early to help, that's what Aloha hospitality is all about.
[chuckles] Right. Come on in.
You know, Helen the hostess says, it's rude to arrive before...[Nani elbows him]
Um...Mr. Jameson, this is my Aunt Pleakley, my Uncle Jumba, my sister Lilo and our...dog. Who dresses up sometimes.
So nice for to be making your acquaintance seeing, Mr. Emerson.
It's Jameson, dear. [chuckles] He's not good with names. Sometimes forgets mine. [chuckles]
Guess what I found out? Jumba, Pleakley, and Stitch, they're all aliens! But, hey! Who am I'm a judge? I'm an alien, too!
[Nani gasped]
Hey, you're Keoni! Lilo keeps a bunch of pictures of you in her diary. [as Stitch drags him and walks off] Boy, does she have a crush on you.
[Lilo and Stitch find Experiment 158]
He sure is a cute little fella.
Stitch
Humph!
But not as cute as you, Stitch. Now, we just have to figure out what he can do.
[dashes in] Has anyone seen my keys?! I am so late! My boss is gonna fire me so hard. [opens Stitch's mouth] Did you eat them?!
Stitch
Oh, no.
[158 dashes into the kitchen and sniffs around a bit, and then honks and points at the fridge]
Oh, I don't have time for this! Lilo! Your experiment's hungry!
Stitch
[opens the fridge and grabs Nani's keys] Egata! Haka!
My keys! [realizes] What were they doing in the fridge?
Wow! He must be able to find things. I'm gonna name you Finder. I bet Finder's even better and finding stuff than you, Stitch.
[Stitch growls angrily and then dashes into the living room and rips up the couch, pulling out some items and showing them to Lilo]
Paper clip, nail file, 14 cents, and a... [pulls out a piece of paper] Jury duty summons.
[snatches the paper] That's mine.
[Stitch is playing a poker game with Ritcher, Cannonball, Yin, and Yang, and Yang ends up winning with four aces, claiming a stack of cookies, as Lilo and Finder return home]
We really got Mertle good, didn't we?
[getting herself ready for a date while putting on some earrings] Who got Mertle good?
Finder and me. Finder was a better show and tell than her boring old doll.
Stitch
[sulks in disappointment] Oh.
Gloating isn't nice, Lilo.
[confused] What's gloating?
Gloating is when you're happy about being better than someone else, but in a mean way.
But Mertle does that all the time.
You wanna be like Mertle?
[Stitch is in the animal shelter after failing to catch Hämsterviel at Mertle's house]
Stitch? Stitch, what were you doing at Mertle's?
Stitch
Oh... Hämsterviel.
You were trying to find Hämsterviel without us? But why? [Stitch sees Finder and growls at him] Oh. 'Cause you wanted to find him before Finder did. [guilty] I guess I kinda made you feel inferior, huh? Stitch, you're number one at so many things. You shouldn't be upset if you aren't number one at everything.
Stitch
[sighs] Okay, okay.
Besides, Finder made a mistake. Hämsterviel's not at Mertle's.
[Stitch chuckles, knowing otherwise]
[Stitch pulls on a panel in Gantu's ship, causing it to crash land]
Now I won't be able to deliver Hämsterviel to the Councilwoman!
GCGrand Councilwoman
No need to worry about that. I came to you. Guards? [her guards go into Gantu's ship to take Hämsterviel]
I fulfilled my part of the bargain. I caught Hämsterviel! Where is my reward?
GCGrand Councilwoman
I suppose you do...
GCGrand Councilwoman
What is a... Mertle?
She's a little girl, like me. Gantu grabbed her when he took Hämsterviel!
GCGrand Councilwoman
[to Gantu] Is this true?
Oh, uh, I'm not sure. I haven't really looked. I suppose it's possible.
GCGrand Councilwoman
So, you put an innocent girl in danger. [sighs] You always did have a problem with ethics. My offer is therefore rescinded.
[the Grand Councilwoman's guards carry Hämsterviel to her ship]
Let me go, you wretched olive-shaped woman with backwards legs!
GCGrand Councilwoman
[to Lilo] The Galactic Federation thanks you for your help.
Yeah. I only wish I knew what happened to... [hears a whirring sound] Stitch!
[Stitch holds onto to a hovering Finder and lands on the ground; Lilo runs up to Stich and they hug]
GCGrand Councilwoman
Experiment 626, if anyone deserves a reward for finding Dr. Hämsterviel, it is you.
Stitch
[guilty] Hmm... Finder did it.
[Finder honks happily]
GCGrand Councilwoman
Yes, Experiment 458 managed to track Dr. Hämsterviel, but without your courage and daring, he would not have been apprehended. But it's good of you to share the credit.
[Lilo and Stitch captures Slushy and brings him back to the house, which has just thawed out]
Finally! The sun is back, and so are you! You must've caught the little snow monster.
Oh, thank the kings of Groovplok 5! No more of that freezing cold snow! It's awful! Just awful!
Eh, actually it's not awful enough. Only makes everything cold and wet. No, not very evil at all.
But it makes snow, and that's good. You can slide on it, throw it at each other, even make snow zombies out of it. So... wanna try it with me?
SJStitch, Jumba and Pleakley
No!
Well, fine! Go inside! I am gonna play in the snow! [lets Slushy out of his container] Alright, Slushy. Do your stuff! But only for my house!
[Slushy uses his ice breath to make it snow all over Lilo's house]
[Lilo and Stitch take Dupe to their house]
Hmm, here is experiment I have not been seeing in a long time.
Experiment 344 is duplicator. It can make multiple copies of anyone or anything. Designed to make infinite number of weapons. [Stitch looks at Dupe's antenna while having a lollipop] Careful of the antenna, 626. You might duplicate yourself.
Stitch
Oh, yeah! [uses Dupe's antenna to clone a lollipop for Lilo and then makes him clone an entire stack of cakes so he could chow down]
Cool! All the lollipops you can eat! [tastes her lollipop] Mmm, good... but there's something different. Is this low-cal?
Yes. Experiment 344 was failure. Duplicates were not as powerful as original.
[Stitch finishes off the stack of cakes]
Better watch out, Stitch, or you'll lose your girlish figure.
Eh, actually, no. Duplicates have less than original of everything, including fat and calories.
[barges in dressed as a park ranger] Hold everything! As official adult guardian of your slumber party tonight, I don't want that thing wreaking havoc! Nani put me in charge while she's gone, and I'm not letting her down! I got everything planned: pillow fight at 6:00, toenail painting at 7:00, aromatherapy facial's at 8 bells, gossiping about boys will be sprinkled about as spontaneous intervals.
What about light as a feather, stiff as a board?
Hmm, inducing levitation. Shouldn't take longer than a half hour. I'll pencil ya in at 6:30.
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