[Lilo, Stitch and Pleakley are having a poi balloon fight in the house; Pleakley throws a balloon close to Nani as she arrives]
[Lilo and Stitch point to Pleakley]
I was just gardening! They lured me into their evil poi balloon battle!
Look at this kitchen! Mr. Jameson's gonna think I'm a total slob!
Mr. Jameson? As in father of Keoni Jameson?
As in the son of my potential new boss! They're both coming to brunch tomorrow!
Keoni's coming here?! You gotta clean up this mess, Nani. [Nani glares at her angrily] Well, Stitch and I are going to the movies. Gotta hurry to catch that first show!
[Stitch pins down Nosy after he spoils the movie for him and Lilo]
Hey, ow! What gives, blue guy?!
Stitch, leave that kid alone!
Naga kid! [pulls out Nosy's disguise] Cousin!
Yo, easy, Fido! I'm an alien experiment, not a dog toy.
We know, and we're gonna help you find the one place where you truly belong.
What are you, a greetin' card?
[Lilo unzips her bag]
Hey, what's in that bag of yours? [grabs the bag and looks through it]
[pulls out Lilo's diary] Oooh, a diary!
Agaba! [snatches the diary and gives it back to Lilo]
Ah! 199! One of my favorites.
Says here he... "digs up dirt"?
Not to be taken literally. 199 is like spy, designed to get nose into everybody's business.
[walks in holding a book] Look what I found!
My secret catalog of local vampires. I've been looking for that everywhere.
Found it under 626's pillow!
[Lilo glares at Stitch, who then glares at Nosy]
[chuckles] You see? 199 is very nosy.
Nosy, huh? Then why'd you make him?
Why else? To humiliate enemies by digging up most embarrassing secrets. 199 is quite entertaining with so much juicy gossip, no?
[Pleakley is forcing Lilo, Stitch, and Jumba to learn better etiquette for the Jamesons]
[he blow the whistle] Roll-call, everybody dressed?
Cannot breathing into tight disco pants, oh! Must drop anything.
Ta-da. [he walks downstairs but he step his tie and he trips, rolling on downstairs to Lilo] Ta-da.
Hmmm... Actually, I was more comfortable with a dog disguise.
Pleakley, I got more eggs for the... AUGH! Pleakley! They're gonna be here in less than an hour! You're supposed to be cooking!
Don't worry your little head, Nani. The traditional yule log is roasting as we speak.
Yule log? But it's summer!
Well, Helen the hostess featured one on her show just yesterday. I think she knows what she's doing.
That was a rerun! Yule logs are for December, and they're not food! [doorbell rings] Whoever it is, tell them to...
Aloha. We thought we'd arrive early to help, that's what Aloha hospitality is all about.
[chuckles] Right. Come on in.
You know, Helen the hostess says, it's rude to arrive before...[Nani elbows him]
Um...Mr. Jameson, this is my Aunt Pleakley, my Uncle Jumba, my sister Lilo and our...dog. Who dresses up sometimes.
So nice for to be making your acquaintance seeing, Mr. Emerson.
It's Jameson, dear. [chuckles] He's not good with names. Sometimes forgets mine. [chuckles]
Guess what I found out? Jumba, Pleakley, and Stitch, they're all aliens! But, hey! Who am I'm a judge? I'm an alien, too!
[Nani gasped]
Hey, you're Keoni! Lilo keeps a bunch of pictures of you in her diary. [as Stitch drags him and walks off] Boy, does she have a crush on you.
[Stitch gives Nosy to Gantu to keep him out of the way during Mr. Jameson's visit]
Hello, shorty! Hey, you're Gantu, the big dummy Lilo drew all those pictures of.
Well, yes. I mean, no! I mean-- Who are you?!
Experiment 199, at your service!
199?! I've been searching for you since your activation!
6625
Who is this guy? The big-nose experiment?
It's the snooping experiment! The foolish Earth girl and the trog gave it to me!
You mean Lilo and Stitch? Boy, do I got some dirt on them!
Really? Tel me everything you know about their experiment files.
Who cares about the experiments? You should hear about the love letters I found in Jumba's drawer!
[Gantu, annoyed by Nosy's talking, sends him to Hämsterviel]
Tell me, you unattractive talking experiment with such a gigantic nose, what do Gantu and 625 say about me?
Not much. They mostly just sit around making up names for you. Rat-face...
If you want, I should repeat them?
NO!! I reject you and your huge nose! I'm sending you back to Gantu with some unflattering nicknaming of my own! [teleports Nosy back to Gantu's ship]
6625
[notices Nosy] Hey! [throws his magazine at Gantu]
6625
The town gossip's back!
Snagged rat-face's journal! It's gold!
Did you know Hämsterviel sleeps with a pacifier? He also wears platform shoes to make him look threatening. [Gantu takes the journal] And his dental habits, don't get me started!
[whispers to 625] Get rid of him.
