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Lilo & Stitch: The Series · Season 1, Episode 28

“Dupe (Experiment 344)” quotes from Lilo & Stitch: The Series

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“Dupe (Experiment 344)” · Season 1, Episode 28

In this episode: Gantu (4), Lilo (3), Pleakley (2), Stitch (1), Jumba (1), Mertle (1)

[Gantu storms back into his ship after losing another experiment to Lilo and Stitch]

I don't want any of your lip!

6625

I didn't say any--

[smacks 625's sandwich out of his hand] I told you to zip it, you sandwich-making freak!

6625

Oh, look what you did to my tuna on rye!

[suddenly guilty] I'm sorry. I didn't mean it.

6625

Hey, hey, hey. You obviously had a bad day. You wanna talk about it?

Well.... alright. It's that trog! Always besting me! I just can't take it anymore! Uh, you're not offended when I call him a trog, are you? Because, after all, you're a trog.

6625

Please! Don't you worry about me. This is about you. Why don't you tell me a little about your childhood?

I haven't thought about that in a while. Well, my father was very authoritarian, so I didn't have many friends. No friends, actually.

6625

Yeah, go on...

[Lilo and Stitch take Dupe to their house]

Hmm, here is experiment I have not been seeing in a long time.

What does it do?

Experiment 344 is duplicator. It can make multiple copies of anyone or anything. Designed to make infinite number of weapons. [Stitch looks at Dupe's antenna while having a lollipop] Careful of the antenna, 626. You might duplicate yourself.

Oh, yeah! [uses Dupe's antenna to clone a lollipop for Lilo and then makes him clone an entire stack of cakes so he could chow down]

Cool! All the lollipops you can eat! [tastes her lollipop] Mmm, good... but there's something different. Is this low-cal?

Yes. Experiment 344 was failure. Duplicates were not as powerful as original.

[Stitch finishes off the stack of cakes]

Better watch out, Stitch, or you'll lose your girlish figure.

Eh, actually, no. Duplicates have less than original of everything, including fat and calories.

[barges in dressed as a park ranger] Hold everything! As official adult guardian of your slumber party tonight, I don't want that thing wreaking havoc! Nani put me in charge while she's gone, and I'm not letting her down! I got everything planned: pillow fight at 6:00, toenail painting at 7:00, aromatherapy facial's at 8 bells, gossiping about boys will be sprinkled about as spontaneous intervals.

What about light as a feather, stiff as a board?

Hmm, inducing levitation. Shouldn't take longer than a half hour. I'll pencil ya in at 6:30.

[Gantu is continuing telling his childhood story to 625]

Then, when I was 12, I was excluded from peer group's parties.

6625

Let me stop your there. I understand your problem.

You do?

6625

It's obvious: your life is a boring failure! I wouldn't wanna be you, either! All you do is whine "It's all the trog's fault!"

You said you wanted to hear it!

6625

I didn't it would be so tedious!

Daddy always said to trust no one. Why haven't I learned?!

6625

Don't you feel better now?

[at Lilo and Stitch's slumber party, Yin, Yang, Richter, and Cannonball are having a big pillow fight]

We're done with the pillow fight phase and have moved on to the facial phase! Come on, people! Stick to the schedule!

[the experiments stare at each other and then start hitting Pleakley with their pillows]

[Lilo accidentally clones Stitch with Dupe after wanting more friends; she takes the clones to her hula class]

Hey, guys. I missed you at my slumber party.

We have a scheduling conflict.

That's okay. Let me introduce you to my new friends. [the three Stitches clean their noses with their tongues]

There goes hula class.

By the way, I'm having another slumber party tonight, with a levitation.

Oh, really?

Yep. Only this time, you're not invited. Right, guys?

ATAll three Stitches

YYYEEEEAAAAAHHHH!!

It's good to have a posse.

[with the help of Heat, Thresher, Plasmoid, and Hammerface, Gantu has succeeded in capturing all four Stitches; he rings a bell for 625, nothing happens]

Ahem! I rang the bell!

6625

You can forget it! I'm not coming out!

Fine! Plasmoid?

[Plasmoid readies a shot from his tail]

6625

Alright, alright! [comes out dressed as a butler] Happy now?

I want you to make a victory feast for my brave warriors.

6625

'Kay. Victory feast. With or without crust?

[Lilo tricks Gantu into using Dupe to clone a hundred of Heat, Thresher, Plasmoid, and Hammerface, making them too weak against the Pleakley clones while she merges all 4 Stitches back into the original]

I don't understand. My army, they're so weak! You tricked me!

Yep. It's a side effect. United you stand, but divided you're a whole mess of weaklings.

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