[Stitch does a magic show that does not exactly go as planned]
[whispers to Jumba] You can't tell them how bad they are. It might hurt their self-esteem.
Aside from the last trick which does need polishing, and the rest of the tricks that need to be completely overhauled, what do you think?
Amazing! Absolutely, completely amazing!
Good! 'Cause we have our first gig at Mertle's half birthday tomorrow!
She's so spoiled she gets two a year.
And we wouldn't want to fail there! In front of all your friends. [Lilo is shocked and embarrassed by the comment] Imagine how embarrassing that'd be!
[625 returns after picking up groceries]
6625
Hey, Gantu! So, I'm at the galley, getting some from fresh cold-cuts, and guess what I find nestled in with the tomatoes! TADA! [holds up an experiment pod marked 611]
An experiment?! Give me that! [swipes the pod from 625 and looks up 611 from the container computer]
CComputer
Experiment 611. Primary function: ultimate super weapon.
6625
Wow! I found that?! Great! So, can I take early retirement?
[Gantu contacts Hämsteviel, who is wearing pajamas and holding a teddy bear]
Gantu, you know not to call during my power nap!
My apologies, sir, but I thought you'd like to know that I recovered an ultimate super weapon experiment for you!
Stop making absurd with your absurdities! You could never manage such an important capture!
[pushes 625 down] I'll have it in the transporter within the hour, sir.
Excellent! Now get out there and find me another experiment! [turns off contact]
CComputer
Warning. Experiment 604 activated. Primary function: invisibility generator.
That's one of the pods I lost to the little girl. If I find her, I find the experiment.
6625
Hey, squid breath! Taking credit for my capture is bad karma! As in... YOU'LL PAY FOR THIS!!!
[Lilo uses 604, now named Houdini, to help Stitch with his magic act; Mertle sees Houdini and takes his picture, flash-blinding him and accidentally making Stitch and all of Mertle's party favors and houseinvisible]
SAunt Stacy
[dials on her phone] Barry? Stacy. I am standing here looking at the star of your next prime time special! Send me a camera crew.
[Gantu stalks an invisible who Houdini with heat vision goggles]
You're invisibility won't help you this time, runt. These goggles see heat! [his cell phone rings, causing Houdini to run away] 625, what do you want?!
6625
Have you told Hämsterviel that I caught the super weapon yet?!
Don't ever call me while I'm working!
[Lilo realizes that she accidentally grabbed an invisible Houdini while Gantu ran off with an invisible Stitch]
Lookie here. I promised Mertle's Aunt Stacy the Stupendous Stitch would make a lighthouse disappear! And by golly, she's going to get the Stupendous Stitch MAKING A LIGHTHOUSE DISAPPEAR!
[Houdini, frightened by Pleakley disappears and runs off]
You spooked him! Houdini, wait! Great. No Stitch, no Houdini, and national TV waiting! Could it get any worse?!
And don't forget, not-so-friendly friend Mertle is waiting to ridicule you. [laughs]
Right. Thanks for reminding me.
What do you mean the container is empty?!
EMPTY!!!! Like your head, you worthless lackey!
May, I remind that I captured Experiment 611, the ultimate super weapon?!
You were looking at it UPSIDE DOWN!!! You sent me Experiment 119, a sticky chocolate experiment designed to smother with it's gooey sweetness! [119 (AKA Fudgy) covers Hamsterviel with chocolate] Help! Help! Gantu! You will pay for this!
[to 625; threateningly] If you say one word--
6625
Karma! Karma, karma, karma! [Gantu hits him] OWWW!!!
