Scenes with Stitch 122
[while Lilo and Pleakley try to shrink Stitch back to normal size, Shortstuff comes in and sabotages the size ray, making him grow to a humongous size and terrorize Kokaua Town]
Okay, we gotta get everyone back to normal size.
But we can't possibly shrink 297 now! We need an extension cord of impossible length! Oh, how will we stop that monstrosity?! How, I ask?!
Stitch[holds out the size ray] Meega bigger!
Hmm.... fight bigger with bigger, eh? So, instead of one giant monster, we'll have two. [Stitch nods in agreement] It's so crazy, it just might work! [aims the ray at Stitch to make him bigger.]
Hey, look. Lilo's back with her little tiny friend.
He's not tiny. He's just right.
Stitch
Perfecto!
That's so sweet! Now get to the back of the line! We're gonna on the ride before you!
RORide Operator
OK, next! [sees Lilo and Stitch] Oh, hey, little miss! Come on in. You know you brought me the most popular ride in the carnival.
[Mertle is shocked that Lilo and Stitch go on the ride, which is really Shortstuff]
[Lilo and Stitch find Pleakley watching TV]
America's Gushiest Home Love Stories. Love-crazed Earthlings send in homemade video documentation of their absurd courtship rituals. It's absolutely fascinating!
Stitch
Blah! Love icky!
Ah, come on, Stitch. You gotta believe in love.
Lilo's right. Just you wait. Someday, you'll find another little monster who shares your likes and dislikes. Who finds your little quirks just oh-so adorable.
Stitch
Ah, kachaka!
[Stitch finds Angel, but is love-struck by her beauty]
Stitch, what's the matter?! She's a nasty one! Grab her before she eats us!
Stitch
Naga. Tee bokany ba boojiboo! [Angel lovingly licks him]
She's no boochiboo! She's one of Jumba's evil experiments!
Stitch
Naga! Tee bokany ba boojiboo!
[Lilo learns that Angel's song turns experiment evil and hearing it in reverse reverts them back to good; Angel feels guilty for Stitch about to beaten by the experiments turned evil, so she sings her song backwards to revert them back to good and helps them escape]
Stitch! What happened to Angel? Bet you had to use your super strength to do her in!
Stitch
Naga. Angel save Stitch. [Angel comes out]
Stitch
Gotta believe in love!
[Lilo and Stitch capture 010 after it cleans up the beach]
Little girl and 626, meet Experiment 010.
I'm naming him Felix... because on TV, all neat freaks are named Felix.
Stitch
Aloha, neat freak. [hugs Felix]
You should've seen him cleaning up that beach. He was all "voop, voop, voop!" and "poop, poop, poop!" with his nose!
Nose?! Ha! Is not just rodementary O-factoring device. He is sophisticated biosystem of tiny brushes and hormonal detergents. 010 has threefold duty: 1. Automatically tidy up all messes. 2. Digest process all garbage and trash. And 3. Antisceptisize against all unhealthy germs and sources of filth.
So he's hung up on dirt, just like Nani and Pleakley.
I heard that! You're talking about me! [sees Felix] AAAHHHH!! Mele kiliiki maaka! Another monster in the house?! No, no, no! I forbid it!
But Felix is just like you. You two would probably get along great.
Are you kidding? It's nothing but a walking sack of Jumba's evil geniusness. It's dangerous!
Jumba, he's not dangerous, is he?
If I am remembering correctly, 010 cannot tell difference between dirt for cleaning up and unbathed evil genius for leaving alone. But I'm quite certain a fixed that looooong ago. Yes, now little 010 is so gentle, would not hurt even tiniest Earth fly.
[Unbeknownst to the other characters, Felix shoots a laser out of his nose, vaporizing a fly]
[Pleakley has contracted Experiment 222 in his body while eating breakfast cereal, causing him to break out in purple spots and burp uncontrollably]
Oh, the pain, the torment, [burps] the acid reflex. Help me....
Pleakley?! What happened to you?
Stitch
[sniff's Pleakley's feet] Ah! Stinky!
Wow. You're covered in purple pimples.
And my eye's swelled, and I'm burping uncontrollably.
[thinks a bit] No problem. We'll fix you.
[she and Stitch leave the room and come back dresses as surgeons]
[nervously] Ready? [burps] Ready for what?
Stitch
[pulls out a chainsaw] Tooki bah wah bah!
[after losing Gantu at the medical clinic, Lilo, Stitch, and Pleakley return to their house]
Okey-dokey. Is simple plan. I use reducer ray to shrink 626 to microscopic teeny-tiny size. Then pilot ex-buggy inside Pleakley and capture 222.
Hey, how'd you get the buggy in here?
Oh, simple: cup opener- It's not important. What is important is...
You make joke! This is no job for to little girl!
Stitch
Yana poola! Ichi boh boh!
Oh, you're gonna let the little girl drive around MY INSIDES?!?
What could I do? There is no arguing with "ichi boh boh", hmm?
[Stitch receives a letter]
Stitch
Mmm.... Akeba? [hands the letter to Lilo]
It's from the lady at the animal shelter where we adopted you. It says it's time for your shots.
Stitch
Oh, okay... BU-BYE!!! [dashes away]
Oh, no you don't! [chases after Stitch]
Stitch, come down! If you don't get your shots, you could catch a mutating virus!
Stitch Naga shots! Ouchie!
Okay. How about this? If you come down and get your shots, you can have coconut cake for breakfast?
Stitch
Coconut cake and coffee?
[Merwin and Dean chase Lilo and Stitch after they grab Sample]
So, thought you could hide, huh? Sorry, kids, this little alien is...
DDean
And he's big! Outer-space big!
Forget these little guys! Let's bag him!
Stitch
Okeetaka! [he and Lilo run off with Sample]
[Merwin and Dean corner Gantu]
Out of my way, Earth forms!
DDean
[pointing his stick at Gantu] Hold it right there, alien!
A plasma-converting pulse cannon 9000 series. The most feared weapon in the galaxy! Only one known counter-measure: RUN!!! [runs away]
That alien totally thinks your ray gun is real. What's it made of?
DDean
Toilet paper rolls and aluminum foil.
[Gantu captures Stitch and Sample and heads to the Alien Convention with Merwin and Dean]
Gantu, you can't let'em take you to the Alien Convention! They'll tell everybody you're an alien!
Correction, they'll tell everybody you're aliens.
And I made a new deal. I affect your capture, you two appear in the alien demonstration of the convention, and they and then they hand 258 over to me.
Stitch
Egaba! Toobiteeba!
Quiet, trog, or he'll turn that plasma cannon on you!
[to Stitch and Lilo; jeep beeps] Lilo, I told you no Sludge Mummy movies!
Nani?! But I... I... I--I didn't--
Didn't think I'd come by and check? Well, you were wrong!
[Back at the Pelekai house, Lilo, Stitch and Nani enter as the sisters argue]
Stitch
Oh, trouble coming.
I can't believe you disobeyed me! I said you couldn't see that movie!
How come you're always telling me what to do?!
Because I'm the older sister here. I'm the babysitter.
I am NOT a baby! And you're not an adult! You're just a grown-up!
Whatever! I'm responsible for you, Lilo. That means I'm all about what's best for you. So what I say goes.
You mean like a dictator?!
[elevators up to her rooftop dome bedroom] I'm already there!
[Nani walks away, groaning in annoyed anger as Lilo screams in frustration]
[Baby Stitch and Baby Gantu begin fighting over Babyfier]
BSBaby Stitch
Miiiiine! [Gantu accidentally lets go, causing him to launch himself onto a slide]
6625
Be careful, little Googoo! Don't hurt the poor innocent slide!
[Stitch is about to go out through the window]
Stitch
Keetooka naga!
Where are you going? [grabs Stitch's ankle]
Stitch
Keetooka naga!
We can't leave! We're grounded!
Stitch
Maka maka, sasa!
I don't care if it's a free country! Nani would roast us! And I don't care if we should be able to do whatever we wanna do whenever we wanna do it. We can't leave. So... So... What are you waiting for?! Help me up!
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