Stitch quotes from Lilo & Stitch: The Series

Lilo

[calls out to Stitch before he can go after Gantu and Tank, prompting Stitch to turn to her] [to Stitch] Wait! Stitch, it's okay. I let the experiment go.

Stitch

[surprised] Huh?

Lilo

I'd rather lose that experiment than lose my best friend. Stitch... I'm really sorry I didn't treat you right. I got carried away 'cause I wanted the girls to like me... but that's no excuse for neglecting you.

Stitch

[embraces Lilo] [accepting] It's okay.

Nani

I'm sorry, Lilo, but I don't have time to help you with the fair. I'm working.

Lilo

But I want to enter something.

Uh, miss? Do you have another mask? This one doesn't fit quite right.

Nani

Oh, yes, sir. [gives the diver another mask] Here you go. [to Lilo] If you'd told me weeks ago...

Lilo

BUT I ONLY JUST FOUND OUT TODAY!!

Nani

Lilo! I have a customer.

Uh, miss? This mask doesn't fit right either.

Nani

Uh, okay. [gives the diver another mask] Here. Try this one.

Lilo

But I gotta enter something! Mertle's entering orchids, Pleakley's entering a huge evil pineapple, Stitch is going to be a cowboy at the rodeo.

Nani

[to Stitch] Cowboys where boots, not flippers. [to Lilo] Look, it takes a long time to grow an orchid. Maybe you could enter next year.

Oh, uh, miss? I'm sorry, but this one...

Lilo

THE MASK DOESN'T FIT BECAUSE YOUR HEAD IS SHAPED WEIRD!!!! [storms out the hut]

Stitch

Bachuga! [follows Lilo]

Nani

[chuckles nervously] Kids.

Howdy, stranger. [Stitch glares at him angrily] I hear you're the only bullrider in this here competition. [Stitch nods] You see this? I got five of'em. One for each time I won the rodeo. And I don't expect to lose the sixth time... to a stranger.

Stitch

Ihkata....

Lilo

Help me get Sprout in place, then you can kick that cowboy's rear in the rodeo.

Stitch

[reluctantly] Bachoo.

[laughs] Hey, son! A real cowboy don't get told what to do by a little girl!

Lilo

All my fault. Jumba locked the experiment in the drawer because he knew it was dangerous, and I took it anyways just so I could beat Mertle. I messed up everything.

Stitch

Ih.

Lilo

You could at least pretend that I didn't mess up so bad, just to make me feel better.

Stitch

I cannot.

Lilo

Ugh! Fine!

Lilo

I don't know if it's his one true place, but that's the only place I think Sprout could go.

Stitch

Oh, ih.

Would you look at that?!

Wasn't that one of the entries in the orchid category.

Why, yes! Yes, it was! I think we've found our blue ribbon! [hands the blue ribbon to Lilo] Here you go, dear.

Y'know, if hadn't been for that overgrown dandelion, you'd have beat in the rodeo.

Stitch

Oh!

No, no, sir. You would've. I gotta admit it, 'cause a real cowboy either wins fair and square, or he loses fair and square, partner. [hands Stitch the rodeo belt]

Stitch

Oh, chochamba.

Lilo

[remembers the fact that she cheated and gives the ribbon to Mertle] Here.

Mertle

Is this a trick?

Lilo

No. You won it fair and square, and I didn't. My Pully Cove is yours for a whole week.

Mertle

Really?!

Lilo

Yeah.

Mertle

Hey! We can go to my Pully Cove without the weirdo for a whole week! [she and the girls cheer and leave]

Lilo

A real cowboy knows how to lose, fair and square.

Nani

Lilo! Oh, Lilo, are you okay?

Lilo

I'm okay. Am I grounded?

Nani

What do you think?

Lilo

I guess a month would be fair.

Nani

How about a week?

Pleakley

[shocked and upset that his pineapple was destroyed by Sprout] My beautiful Pinormous! Innocence! Lost!

Nani

If we start planting for next year, I bet we could grow orchids that would kick Mertle's orcids' butt!

Lilo

Wow! I didn't even know orchids have butts.

Stitch

Oh! Yippee-Ki-Yay!

Moses

Last rehearsal is tomorrow morning. Everybody practice tonight.

Mertle

I don't need to practice. My hula story is already perfect. I call it "A Day in the Life of Mertle Edmonds." I thought it would be nice to share what it's like to be me. What's yours about this year, Weirdlo? Zombies again? [she and the other girls laugh; Stitch growls angrily at Mertle, but Lilo calms him down]

Lilo

Not zombies, mummies! Big difference. But no, I have created an all new hula dance.

Mertle

Let me guess: It's about something gross?

Lilo

It's about a squid!

Mertle

Mmm-hmm. Gross! We'll be sure to miss it.

YYEEEEEAAAAAAHH!!

Lilo

I'm gonna practice, alright. Until I'm better than perfect.

Stitch

Yeah! Ih!

Ringmaster

Ladies and gentlemen, let us hear it for our surprise circus guest: the Marvelous, the Magnificent, ehh....

Stitch

Uh, Stitch?

Ringmaster

Oh, no, no, no! This will never do! You need a name which more accurately reflects your indestructible resplendency. Ladies and gentlemen, meet the Incredible Indestructerado!

Stitch

Wow! [takes a bow]

Ringmaster

Amigos, I like to present to you our newest sensation: The Incredible Indestructerado!

Stitch

H-h-hiiiii.

He is no Elastico!

He looks so weird.

Da, Wolfman! He is very odd-looking creature. He fits right in, no?

That's Gus talk for "Welcome to our family, Indestructerado."

Lilo

Stitch? Is that you?

Stitch

Lilo? [suddenly remembers how she treated him and pouts]

Lilo

I know you're mad at me, 'cause I was too busy with my show to pay attention to you. You aren't really going to Vegas, are you? You'll never see your ohana again.

Stitch

Circus means family, and family means "Stitch does not get left behind"!

Lilo

I never meant to leave you behind.

Stitch

[picks up Lilo's broken seashell necklace] Uh, isa brokuba.

Lilo

It's okay. I can always make another one.

Stitch

Yeah?

Lilo

I should never have ignored you because of my dumb old hula dance. Being there for you and helping you find your cousins is so much more important.

Ringmaster

Well, Indestructerado, we must leave for Las Vegas. It is time to say your goodbyes.

Stitch

Ah, oh, um...

Ringmaster

Unless you have reconsidered joining our family.

Stitch

But... contract.

Ringmaster

Ah, yes. You signed the contract. [produces the contract from his hand] This contract was written in the name of Indestructerado, but you signed the name... Stitch. Oh, this contract is numb and void! [the contract disappears] Que payna! Go, be with your real family. [he and Elastico hug Stitch]

Stitch

Goodbye. [he and Lilo leaves]

We'll never forget you, Indestructerado.

Lilo

Ahem. Aliens are not folktales. They are real! And they can be deadly. Aliens are very sneaky. They can be 20 feet tall and look like a whale. [Stitch bends his ears to look like Gantu] Or they can disguise themselves as your very own uncle. [Stitch imitates Jumba's laugh] Or your very own aunt. [Stitch waves his arms wildly like Pleakley] They shoot laser beams and they can even rampage through a city. [Stitch rampages through a city made of fruit] Destroying everything in sight. They can strike anywhere at anytime. Including.... HERE!!

Stitch

Dum-dum-DAAAA!!!!

Teresa

Is she serious?

Yuki

Aliens?

Mertle

That dog is so ugly!

Moses

Lilo...

Lilo

The Kia Luhale is a happy place. [Stitch holds up Scrump] But only because we are blissfully ignorant of the alien scourge that threatens to enslave all of humanity. [Stitch throws Scrump on the ground and chews on her] Ending us to its twisting will, and making us eat limes!

Moses

Lilo! What is your idea to improve Kia Luhale?

Lilo

I think we need to install an alien invasion alarm, for the good of all humankind.

Stitch

Bark!

Lilo

Oh, and any friendly aliens who may or may not be living here disguised as my dog. [she and Stitch take a bow]

Lilo

Let's go, Stitch! They're getting away! [Stitch is deaf from the blast and can't hear Lilo] What's wrong, Stitch?

Stitch

Jaba?

Lilo

[loudly] CAN YOU HEAR ME?!

Stitch

Naga. Naga sonika.

Lilo

His hearing's broken!

Jumba

This is work of Experiment 613. Was first attempt to wreak havoc with high-decibel sonic disturbance, resonate compression, and osculating vibrational distortion. Simple to say, he makes loud noises.

Lilo

Gotcha.

Jumba

Sonic blast can shatter windows, flatten buildings, and cause acute loss of hearing.

Stitch

Gaba?

Jumba

Acute loss of hearing!

Stitch

Gaba?

Jumba

[puts a conch shell in Stitch's ear] ACUTE LOSS OF HEARING!!

Stitch

Ah! Odhigi noeeba!

Lilo

Jumba, there's nothing cute about hearing loss.

Jumba

Is correct. Fortunately, in 626's case, is only temporary.

Lilo

Good! We can catch 613 and still be home in time to write that letter to the mayor before dinner. Come on, Stitch.

Jumba

No, no, no! 626's super hearing makes him super sensitive to super sonic attack. He cannot be going.

Lilo

Can't you make him something like those earmuffs Gantu was wearing?

Jumba

Of course! Can have ready by next Tuesday.

Lilo

Tuesday?!

Jumba

Monday is federal holiday.

Gantu

Earth girl.

Lilo

Big dummy. [opens up the cage, releasing Yaarp]

Gantu

[puts on his earmuffs] Foolish Earth forms! Why haven't you soundproofed him?!

Lilo

Because we're plotting to rescue Stitch.

Gantu

Say again?

Lilo

'CAUSE WE'VE TRAINED HIM TO OBEY HIS MASTER!

Gantu

Ah, well, I suppose that will save Hämsterviel the trouble. Now hand him over.

Lilo

Hold it! Where's Stitch?

Stitch

[coughs] Spubata! Ranka patookie!

Lilo

Okay...

Gantu

See how easy this can be? Aloyha, losers!

Did you get a good look at him Nicolé?

Yes, sir. He looked like... a whale, sir. I'm afraid he got away.

Huh. My city is being bullied by a rampaging whale?

Lilo

Excuse me. Did you say your city?

Yes, I did. Mayor Anolo. Who are you?

She's the one that tripped the alarm.

Lilo

My name's Lilo, and I didn't trip the alarm. It was my pet large-horned wild pig.

Your pig tripped the alarm.

Lilo

No! He is the alarm.

That's a pretty big voice for such a little fella.

Well, thanks for your help, Lilo.

Stitch

Small person, big voice.

Lilo

Mr. Mayor!

Yes?

Lilo

I thought you should know that the "whale" isn't really a whale.

It's not?

Lilo

Nope. Actually, he's a space alien.

Well, thank goodness. I'd have a hard time explaining a rampaging whale to the city counsel.

Lilo

It's occurred to me that some of the city's most important buildings might benefit from having alien invasion alarms installed.

[laughs] An alien invasion alarm system? Well, that's the most ridi--

Mary

Are you the mayor of this city?

That's right. What can I do for you?

Mary

We just wanted you to know that you ruined our honeymoon!

Your city is crawling with weird creatures! [shows the mayor pictures of Yaarp, Gantu, and Pleakley]

Mary

We're leaving for the mainland immediately, and we are never coming back! Good day!

Lilo

In the interest of continued tourism, you might like to read this. [hands the mayor her letter]