[Lilo is trying to ask Keoni to the dance]
So, Keoni, if you're going to the Lono-I-Ke-Aweawe, it's accustomed to bring a date.
KeoniYeah, I know. That's why I asked your Aunt Pleakley. She is such a hottie.
[drags the cooler containing Hunkahunka toward Lilo] Maka maka, sassa!
Not now, Stitch. I'm trying to get Keoni to ask me to the dance. [a rattle is heard from the cooler] Oh, you caught Hunkahunka! [picks up Hunkahunka] Perfect!
Keoni, do I have something in my teeth?
Keoni
Not that I can see. [Lilo puts Hunkahunka behind his neck, causing him to peck him and look straight at Lilo] I think I love you!
Attaboy, Stitch! Good thinking.
Aba tooka! [puts Hunkahunka back in the cooler] Cousin, home.
Oh, we can find the one true place he truly belongs later. Right now, Keoni and I are gonna spend some quality time together. Right, Keoni?
Keoni
Whatever you say, Lilo.
[Stitch groans in frustation]
Hey, wanna play Skip Rocks? I'll go first, because I'm the lady.
Keoni
So, what do I do?
Um, you have to skip a stone and see if you can win. [throws a flat stone that skips across the water]
Keoni
Do you want me to win?
Well, no.... I wanna win, that's the game.
Keoni
[simply picks up a large stone and drops into the water] You won!
[Gantu captures Hunkahunka and Stitch uses the fire alarm to break everybody out of their lovesickness]
So it was all an experiment's fault. I guess my attractive Earth woman's camouflage was a miserable failure after all.
Keoni
Miss Pleakley? You look really nice tonight.
Uh-oh. Keoni must not have gotten wet.
Time to get over it, kiddo. [sprays water into Keoni's face]
Keoni
Wow. You're beautiful and quirky.
I am? I am, aren't I?! Woo-hoo! My camouflage is beautiful after all!
Wow, Keoni had a real crush on Pleakley all along.
[Lilo falls over while trying to skateboard without following Keoni's advice]
Keoni
Crazy bale! Are you alright?
Keoni
Hey, no pain, no gain. You can't expect to learn it all in one try.
Keoni
This time, I'll teach you how to stop.
I know how to stop. I'm stopping skateboarding. [takes off the helmet and gives it to Keoni] Let's go, Stitch.
[Stitch gives Keoni his backpack, which is empty after he ate Keoni's shoes and macadamia nuts, and then leaves with Lilo]
[the clock strikes noon at the Birds of Paradise hotel; Melty knocks Lilo into a mud puddle and Stitch chases after him; Keoni notices Lilo]
Keoni
Lemme give you a hand.
No, I'm okay. I... I meant to do that! 'Cause... I'm practicing for a hula... about a mud monster. [nervously dances]
Keoni
Okay, see you later. [leaves]
[to herself] "I'm practicing for a hula about a mud monster"?! What a loser!
[Keoni is waxing a sailboat as Lilo and Stitch arrive]
Keoni
Hey, Lilo. Thanks for coming out. You bring the stopwatch?
Yep. You think you're gonna qualify for the boat race?
Keoni
Trying to. If I don't practice I don't have a chance. First prize is a new outrigger. I'll signal you when I'm past the break.
[to Stitch] And if I help him win, I bet there'll be a free boat ride included for me. [pulls out a peanut butter sandwich from her bag] You set up the chairs, I'm gonna go feed Pudge. I'll be right back.
[Pleakley is forcing Lilo, Stitch, and Jumba to learn better etiquette for the Jamesons]
[he blow the whistle] Roll-call, everybody dressed?
Cannot breathing into tight disco pants, oh! Must drop anything.
Ta-da. [he walks downstairs but he step his tie and he trips, rolling on downstairs to Lilo] Ta-da.
Hmmm... Actually, I was more comfortable with a dog disguise.
Pleakley, I got more eggs for the... AUGH! Pleakley! They're gonna be here in less than an hour! You're supposed to be cooking!
Don't worry your little head, Nani. The traditional yule log is roasting as we speak.
Yule log? But it's summer!
Well, Helen the hostess featured one on her show just yesterday. I think she knows what she's doing.
That was a rerun! Yule logs are for December, and they're not food! [doorbell rings] Whoever it is, tell them to...
Aloha. We thought we'd arrive early to help, that's what Aloha hospitality is all about.
[chuckles] Right. Come on in.
You know, Helen the hostess says, it's rude to arrive before...[Nani elbows him]
Um...Mr. Jameson, this is my Aunt Pleakley, my Uncle Jumba, my sister Lilo and our...dog. Who dresses up sometimes.
So nice for to be making your acquaintance seeing, Mr. Emerson.
It's Jameson, dear. [chuckles] He's not good with names. Sometimes forgets mine. [chuckles]
Keoni
Sup, Lilo.
Guess what I found out? Jumba, Pleakley, and Stitch, they're all aliens! But, hey! Who am I'm a judge? I'm an alien, too!
[Nani gasped]
Hey, you're Keoni! Lilo keeps a bunch of pictures of you in her diary. [as Stitch drags him and walks off] Boy, does she have a crush on you.
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