Lilo & Stitch: The Series · Season 1, Episode 22
[625 looks up at the containment computer]
Experiment 228 activated. Primary function: liquefaction of enemy fortresses, weaponry, and transportation.
Hey, Gantu! I think there's a melting experiment loose. Bet he'd make a good grilled cheese sandwich, huh? [Gantu is fast asleep] Hey! Aw, you know, he really is kinda cute when he's beached. I just can't bear to wake him up. [puts a blanket over Gantu] You just rest.
[the clock strikes noon at the Birds of Paradise hotel; Melty knocks Lilo into a mud puddle and Stitch chases after him; Keoni notices Lilo]
Lemme give you a hand.
No, I'm okay. I... I meant to do that! 'Cause... I'm practicing for a hula... about a mud monster. [nervously dances]
Okay, see you later. [leaves]
[to herself] "I'm practicing for a hula about a mud monster"?! What a loser!
[Lilo and Stitch return home with Melty]
I'm gonna change my identity and move out of town. What do you think of the name Tiffany? With an I.
Eww!
Or I could just go back in time and take a do-over.
Oh, no, young lady! No time time travel until you clean your room!
Uh, I was kidding.
Uh, I was afraid you were gonna drag out that old time machine Jumba was working on.
Jumba made a time machine?
[realizes his mistake] Did I say time machine? [chuckles nervously] No, I meant rhyme machine. Helps you best a funky rhyme! [raps] My name is Pleakley, and I'm all about style! From my dresses, to my curtains, to my bathroom tile!
[Lilo and Stitch use Jumba's time-traveling surfboard to back to the time when Lilo fell in the mud to do it over; Stitch captures Melty again, but not before Melty destroys the hotel, causing Nani to lose her job]
We're gonna fix this, and this time, we're gonna have a plan so we can get it right. [gestures to a blue shoe Monopoly piece] This is you... [puts down a red car piece] and this is me.
Stitch car!
Fine. [swaps the car and the shoe] You be the car.
[plays with the car] Vroom, vroom!
Stitch, pay attention! We have to get it all perfect this time!
Humph! [puts the car back]
Now, this is you, this is me... [puts down an orange game piece] and this is the experiment. If the experiment goes inside the hotel again, you don't follow it into the lobby. Instead, you go over the roof, like you did the first time, got it?
Roof! Ih!
Meanwhile, I'll make lady conversation with Keoni.
Ih... huh?
Since we're going back anyways, I figure I could do it even better this time.
Whatever!
[after many failed attempts to do it over, Lilo and Stitch decide to travel 5 minutes earlier than usual; however, they find themselves at the front of a prison camp]
[notices the time machine labeled "future"] Uh-oh. You turned the dial the wrong way. Instead of going backward, you went forward. Way forward. We better go back to 12:00.
Uh-huh. [sets the time]
[wearing tattered clothing and eyepatches] Experiment 626, you're alive?!
Eh?! [pull the switch and goes back in time with Lilo]
Hmm. Was that my time-surfing board?
[after Lilo and Stitch finally got their method down to perfection, Stitch blows a feather off his arm, causing a coconut to fall of the stand and be hit by a golf club and hit Gantu's ship, waking Gantu]
What was that?!
Hey, Rip Van Fishhead. You had a good nap?
Wonderful. Anything happen while I was asleep?
Ah, the usual: I made sandwiches, an experiment was activated. Nothing new really.
WHAT?! [goes off to capture Melty]
Okay, so we go back one more time, and...
[points to the time machine] Time machine!
[The time machine melts]
Okay, so we melted the time machine, our house is gone, and Gantu took the experiment. But at least Nani kept her job.
[offscreen] Lilo! I just lost my job. [realizes the house has melted] What happened to the house?!
[after the time machine was destroyed by Melty, Future Jumba appears with another]
Little girl, 626, I have arrived to saving your behinds!
Jumba?
You brought us a new time machine!
It has taken decades for to realize what happened here so long ago. From the day I showed you my time-surfer, fabric of time was broken. House was melted, our little family broken beyond compare, I lost two of my eyesights, and yech! Don't even ask what happened to Pleakley! It was not until I saw you surfing through time that I was having two and two!
I'm sorry I ruined the future.
Little girl, you can fix everything, but only one way: You must go back to beginning and relive it exactly as it originally happened.
You mean, I'll have to humiliate myself in front of Keoni?
A broken time strand can only be repaired when relived exactly. But more important, is accepting of your mistake. If you are dwelling in past, you cannot be living in present, and will lose sight of future. Now, get going before something melts this machine, too! [laughs] Go, go!
Thanks, Jumba! [she and Stitch go back in time]
Good luck, little girl!
[Present Jumba appears]
What are you doing here?!
I have come to give you warning: Whatever you do, do not build robot wife! Too easy for them to hack into bank account!
[after Lilo and Stitch relive the moment exactly as it was the first time, they capture Melty and Lilo learns to do better tomorrow; Gantu wakes up in his ship]
Hey, sleepyhead. You had a good nap?
Wonderful. Anything happened while I was asleep?
Ah, the usual. I made sandwiches, etched the laser tattograph on your patookie, nothing new, really.
You lasered my PATOOKIE?!
[laughs] You are one deep sleeper, my friend. It's actually a wonderful likeness of, uh, moi. You wanna see?
Wanna see THIS?! [shoots his blaster at 625]
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