[Victoria learns that Gantu was using her as bait to lure Snooty to him; she stops Gantu and sets Snooty free]
LiloYou saved him!
You were right, Lilo. He's not a monster at all. I should have trusted you.
Lilo
You were kinda right, too. Snooty actually is a vampire. You know, a snot vampire.
No wonder he kept chasing me! My allergies! [Snooty leaps up to Victoria's face and sucks the mucus out through her nose] I can breathe!
Lilo
I think he likes you.
Maybe he could come live with me.
Lilo
Really?
He could keep my sinuses clear!
[starts the engine of the buggy] Ah-ha! Finally! [drives the buggy in reverse and crashes into Gantu's jet] I hope he had insurance.
[Nani is practicing for an interview with Lilo and Stitch]
As you know, I am a hard loyal worker. And I think I'm overdue for a raise, or a promotion, or maybe a raise and a promotion.
Lilo
[imitates Mr. Jameson] Are you lolo?
Lilo
Could you smash a brick with your bare hands?
The vice president of the hotel isn't gonna ask me that.
Lilo
You have to be prepared for anything.
I am! Except for this hair! What time is it?
Lilo
Don't worry. You have 20 minutes.
What?! I'll never make it!
[after Ellen and Lona invite Nani and her family to Ellen's yacht for dinner, assuming she's vice president of the hotel, Nani tells Lilo and Stitch the truth]
So now they think I'm the vice president of the hotel. Isn't that hilarious?
Lilo
Yeah, especially the part with your lying!
But they're all so successful! And I rent canoes!
Oh, they're lots of people in the world who wish they could rent canoes.
[Pleakley has Lilo, Stitch and Jumba formally dressed up]
Lilo
Nani said it's supposed to be casual.
When yacht people say "casual", they mean "dress up". Trust me.
Lilo
Then what do they mean when they say "dress up"?
Oh! When yacht people say "dress up"... I mean, wow! Gold crowns, mirrored sunglasses, leather capes, ruby slippers, I mean, they really dress up!
Lilo
[stopping Stitch and Jake Long's fight, while still in the form of Jake Long] Stop it! Both of you! This is all my fault. I think it's time for the truth. My real name is Lilo, and I'm actually a little Hawaiian girl under the influence of an alien shapeshifter.
Cool, but, I mean, why did you turn into me?
Lilo
Well, there's this guy. I was trying to win the Velociraptor 1200 for him. You know, so he'd like me.
SSpud
For real. If a girl did that for me, my heart would be hers forever.
TTrixie
What are y'all tryin' to do here, mess up the little Hawaiian girl's head for life?! Lilo, listen to little mama Trixie. You can't buy anybody's love. It's gotta come all from up in here. [gestures to her chest] You feel me?
Lilo
I feel you. [to Jake] I'll stop being you as soon as Stitch and I find Experiment 316.
Experiment 316? That's what the big shark alien kept calling me.
SSpud
The land shark?! [to Trixie] I told you!
Lilo
Big land shark alien? Gantu's got him! We have to get Experiment 316 back… or I'll be Jake Long forever! Anybody up for a rescue mission?
A rematch with that shark punk? Count us in! Hey, has anybody seen grandpa?
[A shuttle bus carrying the Proud family onboard arrives at the Bed & Not Breakfast]
Lilo
[seeing the bus approaching] Pleakley, the other guests are here.
OOscar
[steps off the bus and yells angrily at the driver] Next time, why don't you try to hit every pothole?!
Aloha, Mr. Proud. Welcome to Kauai. [puts a lei necklace on around him]
OOscar
[to his wife] Look at this, Trudy. Ain't been here five minutes, and they're already tryin' to sell me stuff.
TTrudy
Oscar, its Hawaiian hospitality. Aloha.
Interstingly, "Aloha" is Hawaiian for "Everybody must be quiet. Shh."
SMSugar Mama
[loudly] What's Hawaiian for "Where's the bathroom?!"
Lilo
Aloha. [puts a lei necklace on around Penny after she's the last person to step off the bus] I'm Lilo, and this is my dog, Stitch.
Aloha, Lilo. I'm Penny Proud. That's a cute… Uh, dog, did you say?
Lilo
You're gonna love Kauai. There's tons of fun stuff to do.
Yeah. Oh, but I have to write an article for my school paper while I'm here. That won't be much fun.
I think you'll be very happy with the customized relax and wrestle package we put together for you.
Lilo
Relax and wrestle?
Oh, yes. The Prouds are here to see Wizard Kelly's smack-up throwdown Hawaiian style, y'all.
OOscar
I should've known Wizard Kelly put us up in a 2x4.
What happened while we gone?
Lilo
I'm sure everything is fine.
[Experiment 397 appears in front of them and follows the others]
Please tell me that's just what a cat looks like on Kauai. [catches up with Lilo and Stitch as they run up to the house] Hey, wait up! I thought you were gonna show me the blowhole after lunch!
Lilo
Uh, change of plans. Maybe you should write an article about catching that cat?
I can't change it now. My articles is about a Hawaiian vacation.
Lilo
It'll all work out if you just roll with it. I promise.
Lilo
[finds Experiment 397 on Jumba's computer] Here he is, Stitch. "Experiment 397: Invented to start people arguing."
[concerned] Why would anyone invent that?
Lilo
I guess when people are fighting, they don't notice someone else taking over their planet.
Oh, I never thought of that.
Lilo
If you think like an evil scientist, it makes perfect sense.
Well, did he invent a way to stop people from arguing?
Lilo
That wouldn't be evil.
Lilo
Pleakley! Jumba! Stitch is gone! Some kind of flying French roll flew out of the sky and took him away! We're gonna have to use your ship to find him.
So sorry, Lilo. Ship is now bed-not-breakfast.
Lilo
Well, if you're not going to help me, then I'm going to have save Stitch myself!
I'm sorry, Lilo. You know rules: no going on dangerous missions without 626.
Lilo
Who could possibly do the job better than me?
Wait a minute! I know! [digs through the magazines] The answer's right here! [holds up a Kimstyle magazine with Kim Possible on the cover]
Lilo
Kim Possible? The number one international teen super-sleuth in the world?
All we have to do is go to Kim Possible's website, tell her we're in trouble, and take advantage of her highly efficient secret agent skills. She's good!
Let me see that. [takes the magazine] Hmm. This Possible Kim has quite impressive résumé. Head of cheerleading squad. Saving the world 12 times.
Lilo
I probably saved the world at least 14 times. And can she hula? I doubt it. We don't need her. We can do it ourselves.
Where are you going, Lilo?
Lilo
Oh. Um…camping… in the kitchen.
Well, ok, but stay close. You don't wanna miss the look on Kim Possible's face when she sees my collage of her. [the sound of a plane whooshing from outside is heard] What was that?
[swoops into the house and hits the back of her head on the couch] Ow! That's got "bruise" written all over it.
It's--it's--it's… [faints]
Um…Aunt Pleakley is…top-heavy.
RRon
[kicks the door open with karate shouts] I got you covered, K.P.
You are Possible Kim, no?
No. I mean, well, yes I am. Possible Kim. [shaking her head] Why are we talking like this?
Lilo
[starts to walk to the door, having no time for this] I'm sorry, your services won't be needed.
[slides in front of her] Whoa. Hold on a sec. Your email specifically said it was urgent. What's the sitch?
Lilo
No, who's Stitch?
[Lilo and Kim Possible walk through the tropical forest, discussing about Stitch's kidnapping]
Lilo
I'm thinking Stitch was kidnapped by Hämsterviel. He's an evil gerbil who thinks he's a hamster. I'm telling you, if we use the X-Buggy--
Hey, I have an idea. Why don't you sit down quietly and safely while I look for clues.
Lilo
[spots a black glove on the ground and picks it up] You mean… like this?
Lilo
There's something written on it. It says, "If found, please return to Dr. Drakken. It was a gift from my mother."
Wade, give me a beat on Dr. D.
WWade
Looks like he's about 83 miles southeast of your position.
But that's in the middle of the ocean. We're gonna need some major air transport.
Lilo
We can use the X-Buggy.
Thanks, but I promised your aunt I wouldn't let you get hurt.
Lilo
I won't get hurt. I promise.
Lilo, please. This just isn't a kid-friendly sitch. I'll be back in no time with Snotch.
Lilo
Stitch.
[calling for Lilo when she finds the kitchen in a mess; annoyed] LILO! Kitchen, NOW!
Lilo
We're already here. Stitch and I cooked up our latest recipe. Want some?
What I want is for this mess to be cleaned up before I get home! [leaves the house]
Lilo
[looks around the kitchen] I guess we did make a pretty big mess.
Lilo
We probably should clean it up. Do you feel like cleaning?
Lilo
Me neither. But I know someone who loves to clean.
[Outside the house, Nani drives off to work by splashing into a puddle of water and the water splashes into some nearby flowers… and activates Experiment 285]
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