Lilo, Jake and others in “Morpholomew (Experiment 316)”

[stopping Stitch and Jake Long's fight, while still in the form of Jake Long] Stop it! Both of you! This is all my fault. I think it's time for the truth. My real name is Lilo, and I'm actually a little Hawaiian girl under the influence of an alien shapeshifter.

Cool, but, I mean, why did you turn into me?

Well, there's this guy. I was trying to win the Velociraptor 1200 for him. You know, so he'd like me.

Sweet plan.

For real. If a girl did that for me, my heart would be hers forever.

What are y'all tryin' to do here, mess up the little Hawaiian girl's head for life?! Lilo, listen to little mama Trixie. You can't buy anybody's love. It's gotta come all from up in here. [gestures to her chest] You feel me?

I feel you. [to Jake] I'll stop being you as soon as Stitch and I find Experiment 316.

Experiment 316? That's what the big shark alien kept calling me.

The land shark?! [to Trixie] I told you!

Big land shark alien? Gantu's got him! We have to get Experiment 316 back… or I'll be Jake Long forever! Anybody up for a rescue mission?

A rematch with that shark punk? Count us in! Hey, has anybody seen grandpa?