Lilo, Oscar and others in “Spats (Experiment 397)”

[seeing the bus approaching] Pleakley, the other guests are here.

[steps off the bus and yells angrily at the driver] Next time, why don't you try to hit every pothole?!

Aloha, Mr. Proud. Welcome to Kauai. [puts a lei necklace on around him]

[to his wife] Look at this, Trudy. Ain't been here five minutes, and they're already tryin' to sell me stuff.

Oscar, its Hawaiian hospitality. Aloha.

Interstingly, "Aloha" is Hawaiian for "Everybody must be quiet. Shh."

[loudly] What's Hawaiian for "Where's the bathroom?!"

Aloha. [puts a lei necklace on around Penny after she's the last person to step off the bus] I'm Lilo, and this is my dog, Stitch.

Aloha, Lilo. I'm Penny Proud. That's a cute… Uh, dog, did you say?

You're gonna love Kauai. There's tons of fun stuff to do.

Yeah. Oh, but I have to write an article for my school paper while I'm here. That won't be much fun.

I think you'll be very happy with the customized relax and wrestle package we put together for you.

Relax and wrestle?

Oh, yes. The Prouds are here to see Wizard Kelly's smack-up throwdown Hawaiian style, y'all.

I should've known Wizard Kelly put us up in a 2x4.