Penny quotes from Lilo & Stitch: The Series

Lilo

[seeing the bus approaching] Pleakley, the other guests are here.

[steps off the bus and yells angrily at the driver] Next time, why don't you try to hit every pothole?!

Pleakley

Aloha, Mr. Proud. Welcome to Kauai. [puts a lei necklace on around him]

[to his wife] Look at this, Trudy. Ain't been here five minutes, and they're already tryin' to sell me stuff.

Oscar, its Hawaiian hospitality. Aloha.

Pleakley

Interstingly, "Aloha" is Hawaiian for "Everybody must be quiet. Shh."

[loudly] What's Hawaiian for "Where's the bathroom?!"

Lilo

Aloha. [puts a lei necklace on around Penny after she's the last person to step off the bus] I'm Lilo, and this is my dog, Stitch.

Penny

Aloha, Lilo. I'm Penny Proud. That's a cute… Uh, dog, did you say?

Lilo

You're gonna love Kauai. There's tons of fun stuff to do.

Penny

Yeah. Oh, but I have to write an article for my school paper while I'm here. That won't be much fun.

Pleakley

I think you'll be very happy with the customized relax and wrestle package we put together for you.

Lilo

Relax and wrestle?

Pleakley

Oh, yes. The Prouds are here to see Wizard Kelly's smack-up throwdown Hawaiian style, y'all.

I should've known Wizard Kelly put us up in a 2x4.

Lilo

I'm sorry you lost your luggage. You can borrow these until you get your stuff back.

Penny

[realizing] My notebook was in there! How am I supposed to finish my article?! Oh, man!

Penny

What happened while we gone?

Lilo

I'm sure everything is fine.

Stitch

Ekata!

Penny

Please tell me that's just what a cat looks like on Kauai. [catches up with Lilo and Stitch as they run up to the house] Hey, wait up! I thought you were gonna show me the blowhole after lunch!

Lilo

Uh, change of plans. Maybe you should write an article about catching that cat?

Penny

I can't change it now. My articles is about a Hawaiian vacation.

Lilo

It'll all work out if you just roll with it. I promise.

Lilo

[finds Experiment 397 on Jumba's computer] Here he is, Stitch. "Experiment 397: Invented to start people arguing."

Penny

[concerned] Why would anyone invent that?

Lilo

I guess when people are fighting, they don't notice someone else taking over their planet.

Penny

Oh, I never thought of that.

Lilo

If you think like an evil scientist, it makes perfect sense.

Penny

Well, did he invent a way to stop people from arguing?

Lilo

That wouldn't be evil.