[Gantu and 625 are watching a competition on TV]
Do you think Jenny will make it to the final two?
6 625
Who cares? This show is lame! Everyone's such a sap!
What about Jack? He's just pretending to be a sap to increase his chance of winning!
6 625
Oh... is that why you act like a sap? 'Cause it's not working. You're still a loser.
C Computer
Warning, Experiment 277 activated. [Gantu groans in frustration] Primary function: mine and enrich Snootonium.
Snootonium? There's no Snootonium on Earth. This experiment is useless. [Hämsterviel's contact interrupts the show] Hey, the TV!
TV, schmeevee! Get up off your enormously useless behind and go capture that experiment or I will cancel all your useless entertainment service!
[sighs] Yes, sir. I suppose I'll miss the big season finale.
6 625
Want me to record for ya?
6 625
Hey, what are friends for? Trust me.
[Victoria is afraid of Experiment 277, believing it's a vampire; Gantu appear]
No wonder the vampire exterminator didn't work on him. He's an experiment.
Give me the abomination right now!
Take it, please! I'd knew you'd fix the problem.
Victoria, you don't understand.
Come to Papa. [reaches to grab Snooty until Stitch bites his finger]
What's Stitch doing? That big guy's gonna take the vampire for us.
That little guy isn't a vampire. He's an illegal genetic experiment from another planet, like Stitch.
Yeah, sorry. I should have told you.
[Gantu to his ship returns after failing to catch Snooty]
6 625
Catch anything? No, of course you didn't.
Please, not now, I sustained an injury.
6 625
Know how I know you didn't catch anything? BECAUSE BIG H CUT THE CABLE!! THAT'S HOW!!!
He cut the cable? But what about--
6 625
Your show? Sorry, didn't get it.
But-but what happened to Jack and Jenny? What will we do without television?!
6 625
Well, Hämsterviel did let us keep one channel. [turns on the TV]
A Announcer
Coming up on The Sandwich Channel: The Mysteries of Mayonnaise .
[while Lilo finds out that Snooty sucks mucus from people, Victoria teams up with Gantu to capture Snooty; Pleakley drives Lilo and a drowsy Stitch to Snooty's mountain lair really slowly]
These are steep mountain roads. Safety first driving techniques demand that I take control of the vehicle at all times.
This thing flies, you know.
[gasps] Flying?! Through these jagged canyons?!
[Stitch pulls a lever, causing the buggy to fly off the road]
Flying?! Flying?! Can't keep the eye on the road when I'm flying!
[Victoria learns that Gantu was using her as bait to lure Snooty to him; she stops Gantu and sets Snooty free]
You were right, Lilo. He's not a monster at all. I should have trusted you.
You were kinda right, too. Snooty actually is a vampire. You know, a snot vampire.
No wonder he kept chasing me! My allergies! [Snooty leaps up to Victoria's face and sucks the mucus out through her nose] I can breathe!
Maybe he could come live with me.
He could keep my sinuses clear!
[starts the engine of the buggy] Ah-ha! Finally! [drives the buggy in reverse and crashes into Gantu's jet] I hope he had insurance.
[625 is channel-surfing as Gantu returns]
No, I didn't capture the experiment.
6 625
Oh, hey, Gantu! Hi! You're home early, aren't ya?
625, that's not the sandwich channel. When did we get the cable back?
6 625
Ah, y'know, just now. Right this second! Amazing coinkeydink, huh?
It was never out! You just said that so you could have it all to yourself!
6 625
I always said you were a semi-intelligent species.
6 625
Eh, you live, you learn.
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