Note: This is the third crossover episode to feature characters from Kim Possible
Pleakley! Jumba! Stitch is gone! Some kind of flying French roll flew out of the sky and took him away! We're gonna have to use your ship to find him.
So sorry, Lilo. Ship is now bed-not-breakfast.
Well, if you're not going to help me, then I'm going to have save Stitch myself!
I'm sorry, Lilo. You know rules: no going on dangerous missions without 626.
Who could possibly do the job better than me?
Wait a minute! I know! [digs through the magazines] The answer's right here! [holds up a Kimstyle magazine with Kim Possible on the cover]
Kim Possible? The number one international teen super-sleuth in the world?
All we have to do is go to Kim Possible's website, tell her we're in trouble, and take advantage of her highly efficient secret agent skills. She's good!
Let me see that. [takes the magazine] Hmm. This Possible Kim has quite impressive résumé. Head of cheerleading squad. Saving the world 12 times.
I probably saved the world at least 14 times. And can she hula? I doubt it. We don't need her. We can do it ourselves.
[Kim Possible and Ron Stoppable are flying in a plane heading to their destination in Kauai]
RRon
So, do you know, like, the King of Hawaii? I mean, two boo-yas up for the ride, K.P.
No big. My dad and the senator were tight in grad school.
RRon
Hey, maybe we can hit him up for a luau.
[Rufus puts a Hawaiian skirt around his waist and dances]
You read the note, Ron. "Safety of the world at stake." That means there won't be time for noshing with the locals, all right?
Where are you going, Lilo?
Oh. Um…camping… in the kitchen.
Well, ok, but stay close. You don't wanna miss the look on Kim Possible's face when she sees my collage of her. [the sound of a plane whooshing from outside is heard] What was that?
[swoops into the house and hits the back of her head on the couch] Ow! That's got "bruise" written all over it.
It's--it's--it's… [faints]
Ok. What's with her?
Um…Aunt Pleakley is…top-heavy.
RRon
[kicks the door open with karate shouts] I got you covered, K.P.
You are Possible Kim, no?
No. I mean, well, yes I am. Possible Kim. [shaking her head] Why are we talking like this?
[starts to walk to the door, having no time for this] I'm sorry, your services won't be needed.
[slides in front of her] Whoa. Hold on a sec. Your email specifically said it was urgent. What's the sitch?
No, who's Stitch?
[Lilo and Kim Possible walk through the tropical forest, discussing about Stitch's kidnapping]
I'm thinking Stitch was kidnapped by Hämsterviel. He's an evil gerbil who thinks he's a hamster. I'm telling you, if we use the X-Buggy--
Hey, I have an idea. Why don't you sit down quietly and safely while I look for clues.
[spots a black glove on the ground and picks it up] You mean… like this?
Oh, don't tell me.
There's something written on it. It says, "If found, please return to Dr. Drakken. It was a gift from my mother."
Wade, give me a beat on Dr. D.
WWade
Looks like he's about 83 miles southeast of your position.
But that's in the middle of the ocean. We're gonna need some major air transport.
We can use the X-Buggy.
Thanks, but I promised your aunt I wouldn't let you get hurt.
I won't get hurt. I promise.
Lilo, please. This just isn't a kid-friendly sitch. I'll be back in no time with Snotch.
Stitch.
All right.
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