Scenes with Lilo 229
[After being tired of her childhood restrictions, Lilo uses Skip to transport her and Stitch 10 years into the future, where's she's a teenager]
TLTeenage Lilo
[examining her new body] Holy cannoli! That's... not my voice! Hello! Testing! 1, 2, 3! My name is Lilo, and I'm a teenager! Ha-ha!
[looks at himself in the mirror; he hasn't changed at all] Ichunawa?
TLTeenage Lilo
You look exactly the same. I guess genetic experiments age differently than humans. [Stitch groans] Maybe you can grow a goatee. That'd make you look older.
TLTeenage Lilo
[enters the living room to get Nani's attention as she sweeps the floor] Nani?
ONOlder Nani
[turns around and gasps; tearing up] Lilo! You're back! [runs up to her and hugs her; then growls angrily] You are in 10 years of trouble, young lady!
TLTeenage Lilo
Let me go!
ONOlder Nani
[grabbing her by the wrist with both hands] Oh, no. I've been waiting 10 years to yell at you for this! [chases her around the house after she breaks free] Yeah, you go to your room! You are super extra grounded!
TLTeenage Lilo
You can't ground me! I'm not a kid anymore.
ONOlder Nani
Yeah, but you're still my little sister and I still make the rules!
TLTeenage Lilo
[while elevating up to her rooftop dome bedroom] This is why I skipped 10 years in the first place. You're always treating me like a child.
ONOlder Nani
I'll stop treating you like a child when you stop acting like one! [enters moments later, holding a sandwich on a plate] Lilo, I brought you some lunch. [sits next to her on the bed] You must be hungry if haven't eaten in 10 years.
TLTeenage Lilo
I'm old enough to make my own lunch now.
ONOlder Nani
I guess I forgot what it's like to be in a hurry to grow up. I spent most of my time wishing I could go back to being a kid.
TLTeenage Lilo
There's nothing good about being a kid.
ONOlder Nani
You think that now but, oh you'll understand when you're older.
[Teenage Lilo and Stitch go to the movies and run into Teenage Mertle]
TMTeenage Mertle
[laughs] That is the ugliest outfit I have ever seen!
TLTeenage Lilo
Mertle?! It's me, Lilo!
TMTeenage Mertle
Weirdlo?! From when we were kids?! Well, that certainly explains your ridiculous getup!
TLTeenage Lilo
For your information, these are the latest fashions.
TMTeenage Mertle
Yeah, from ten years ago, maybe! Try picking up a current fashion book once in a while.
[after traveling ten years further into the future, Lilo finds herself as an adult; she finds the buggy overflowing with tickets]
OOfficer
Hey. Is this your car?
OOfficer
Well, I feel sorry for whoever owns it. It's breaking about a million laws in the Hämsterviel-ville city code.
ALAdult Lilo
Hämsterviel-ville? But this is Kokaua Town.
OOfficer
Miss, this place hasn't been Kokaua Town for at least five years.
[Lilo looks around to see the entire town taken over by Hämsterviel]
ALAdult Lilo
Stitch, I think we skipped too much.
[After returning to their normal place in time, Lilo and Stitch happily runs up to Nani and hugs her]
You're acting as though you haven't seen me in years!
LiloI haven't!
Listen, maybe I was a little too strict last night. You're growing up whether I like it or not.
Lilo
Forget about it. I think I'm perfectly happy being your baby sister for now.
[tickles Lilo] Who are you and what have you done with Lilo?
Lilo
Don't worry. You'll understand when you're older.
I just hope I understand you when I'm older.
[Lilo and Stitch bring Experiment 029 home from allowing Gantu to capture him]
Lilo
Let's see what we can figure out what you do so we can find your one true place. [searches him up on Jumba's computer] Here he is. "Experiment 029. Gives its wearer the power of command over all living creatures." I wonder what your one true place is.
LILO!!!!!!!! [enters the rooftop dome with yellow hair] Did you put lemonade in the shampoo bottle?!
Lilo
Yep, it's cleansing and refreshing.
[Lilo and Stitch discover Checkers, who gives whoever dons him great power; as soon as Nani sees Lilo donning checkers, she treats her like a queen]
Lilo
Okay, things are gonna be a little different around here. We're going to try some of my ideas for building a new ohana.
Lilo
Here's my first decree: whereas Stitch doesn't like to eat broccoli.
Lilo
He therefore doesn't finish his vegetables at dinner, and so you ground him. I therefore decree that coconut cake be served as a vegetable course with every meal, 'cause then Stitch will eat it.
COCONUT CAKE!!! WOO-HOO!!!
Lilo
And what about you my loyal subject?
Lilo
Oh, it's the "other experiments aren't affected" thing. Oh, well, this is still one cool cousin!
[after Lilo brainwashed nearly everyone in Kauai, Mertle and the hula girls arrest every "troublemaker", anyone who gets her request wrong, and sends them to the dungeon]
Lilo
My Aunt Pleakley's in the dungeon?!
Lilo
What did she do?
She was roasting a turkey. Her Majesty clearly decreed that Tuesday is Thanksgiving and today is not Tuesday!
Lilo
What?! Who else is in the dungeon?! [Mertle hands Lilo a list of people that were sent to the dungeon] Oh, no! I never meant for this to happen!
But your word is law, Highness.
Lilo
Well, maybe it shouldn't be.
Lilo
I just wanted to make everyone's lives better, but maybe I went a little overboard. Is that what you were trying to tell me, Stitch?
Lilo
[sighs] Moses is right: listening to other people's ideas isn't my strong suit. I'm done being queen now, Checkers. You can come down. [Checkers crawls down from Lilo's head] Now we can find your one true place.
[snatches Checkers and puts him on his head] His one true place is with me! [nothing happens] Uh, is this thing on?
Lilo
[under the influence of Checkers] What is your wish, Your Majesty?
Finally, after all this time, I, KING!!!
[While Moses practices his hula dance, Mertle blows a trumpet loudly and gives it to Lilo, and she and her friends all point to her, making her take the blame]
Way to ruin the hula kahiko, Lilo!
Lilo
But I didn't do it!
[to the drummers] Sorry. Lilo is a bit of a free spirit.
Yeah, she's a big problem. [she and the other hula girls laugh]
Lilo
I am not!
As long as we're stopped, I have an announcement: Kimo, Kiko and I going to perform in Honolulu.
Lilo
That's great!
It means I'm going to be gone for a week, so my friend Mr. Kaponi will teach the next couple of classes, okay? So, please, everyone, behave.
[after Lilo takes the consequences for the paper airplanes Mertle threw at Mr. Kaponi]
Look, girls. It's teacher's favorite!
[the hula girls laugh]
Lilo
I'm trying to be nice! He's Moses's friend.
In case you haven't noticed, he's also a big meanie!
Lilo
You're the meanie! You keep telling him I did stuff!
And that's because you won't help me! Why don't you pull some pranks on him?!
Lilo
Well...
Don't you wanna get back at him? If anyone made me do a hundred sunsets, you can bet I get revenge!
YTYuki, Teresa and Elena
YYEEEEEEAAAAAAAAHHHHH!!
[Lilo and Stitch find 133, which Lilo calls PJ, and brings him home]
[looks at PJ's fake dollar bill] These practical jokes sound fascinating. Is it a traditional Earth activity?
Lilo
Yep. People do it for laughs, and revenge.
Let me try one. [drops the fake dollar and tries to grab it in midair; laughs] Now that is funny! [Lilo, Stitch, and PJ stare at Pleakley unamused] Why aren't you laughing? [PJ sucks the dollar up his nose] Hey, where'd it go?!
[Lilo and Stitch laugh]
One-eyed noodle friend obviously knows nothing about practical jokestering. Must be funny, yes, but also is requiring touch of evil genius. Eh, for example, my Experiment 133. Is practical joke gone mad! Unholy offspring of science and evil! Stay away! [laughs]
[after PJ uses big pranks on Mr. Kaponi]
Discipline for disturbing hula class?! I'm very proud.
Lilo
But I didn't even do it! It was PJ! Mertle says I shouldn't let Mr. Kaponi get away with it. Teach him a lesson! I think maybe she's right.
I see your mind is under much evil influence.
Lilo
What? From PJ?
Lilo
But she's right! It's like Mr. Kaponi's out to get me!
[a squeak is heard]
Fear no more! Presenting the crown prince of practical jokes... [runs in dressed as a jester] Pleakley the Prankster!
Eh, apologies, but like ridiculous outfit, joke is on you. Again, I'm saying, practical joker needs heart of evil, not hat of jangly little bells!
Lilo
Drowsy, I really appreciate you coming to help Stitch. He's been having such trouble sleeping lately. Stitch, someone's here to see you.
[Stitch looks down and Drowsy steps out from behind Lilo as she covers her ears]
[Stitch yawns and falls off the bed, hitting his head and falls into a deep sleep]
Lilo
Thanks, Drowsy. OK, PJ, what we need is a prank that's really funny. Something bigger than glue but not as big as… Boom! Wee-ooh! Woo-ooh woo-ooh woo-ooh! OK? [notices PJ's not behind her] Hello? [PJ slides down the stair rail, holding a blueprint and hops into the kitchen] Wow! Look at all this! I don't know, PJ. This is pretty bad… But I suppose he does deserve it, huh? 'Cause he hates me, right? I mean, Stitch won't like it, but he's sound asleep.
[Victoria is afraid of Experiment 277, believing it's a vampire; Gantu appear]
Lilo
No wonder the vampire exterminator didn't work on him. He's an experiment.
Give me the abomination right now!
Take it, please! I'd knew you'd fix the problem.
Lilo
Victoria, you don't understand.
Come to Papa. [reaches to grab Snooty until Stitch bites his finger]
What's Stitch doing? That big guy's gonna take the vampire for us.
Lilo
That little guy isn't a vampire. He's an illegal genetic experiment from another planet, like Stitch.
Lilo
Yeah, sorry. I should have told you.
[while Lilo finds out that Snooty sucks mucus from people, Victoria teams up with Gantu to capture Snooty; Pleakley drives Lilo and a drowsy Stitch to Snooty's mountain lair really slowly]
Lilo
Can't you go any faster?
These are steep mountain roads. Safety first driving techniques demand that I take control of the vehicle at all times.
Lilo
This thing flies, you know.
[gasps] Flying?! Through these jagged canyons?!
[Stitch pulls a lever, causing the buggy to fly off the road]
Flying?! Flying?! Can't keep the eye on the road when I'm flying!
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