Jake quotes from Lilo & Stitch: The Series

Jake

That is one sweet board. But not as sweet as making a new friend. [fist bumps with Lilo]

Jake

Look at these chumps, Grandpa. They don't even know how bad I'm gonna school them. That Velociraptor 1200 is mine, yo.

We did not come all the way from New York City merely for skateboard prizes, Jake. You are the American dragon. You have a responsibility.

Jake

Yeah, I know, protect magical creatures. But for real, Gramps, how am I supposed to find all these undisguised magical creatures you've been hearing about?

Just keep your eyes open, young dragon.

Lilo

[stopping Stitch and Jake Long's fight, while still in the form of Jake Long] Stop it! Both of you! This is all my fault. I think it's time for the truth. My real name is Lilo, and I'm actually a little Hawaiian girl under the influence of an alien shapeshifter.

Jake

Cool, but, I mean, why did you turn into me?

Lilo

Well, there's this guy. I was trying to win the Velociraptor 1200 for him. You know, so he'd like me.

Jake

Sweet plan.

For real. If a girl did that for me, my heart would be hers forever.

What are y'all tryin' to do here, mess up the little Hawaiian girl's head for life?! Lilo, listen to little mama Trixie. You can't buy anybody's love. It's gotta come all from up in here. [gestures to her chest] You feel me?

Lilo

I feel you. [to Jake] I'll stop being you as soon as Stitch and I find Experiment 316.

Jake

Experiment 316? That's what the big shark alien kept calling me.

The land shark?! [to Trixie] I told you!

Lilo

Big land shark alien? Gantu's got him! We have to get Experiment 316 back… or I'll be Jake Long forever! Anybody up for a rescue mission?

Jake

A rematch with that shark punk? Count us in! Hey, has anybody seen grandpa?