Lilo & Stitch: The Series · Season 2, Episode 11
[Nani is practicing for an interview with Lilo and Stitch]
As you know, I am a hard loyal worker. And I think I'm overdue for a raise, or a promotion, or maybe a raise and a promotion.
[imitates Mr. Jameson] Are you lolo?
No, I'm serious.
Could you smash a brick with your bare hands?
The vice president of the hotel isn't gonna ask me that.
You have to be prepared for anything.
I am! Except for this hair! What time is it?
Don't worry. You have 20 minutes.
What?! I'll never make it!
[After her interview with the vice president, Nani runs into her junior high school friends, Ellen and Lona]
[excited] What are you doing here?!
We're on vacation, what else? We kept in touch unlike some people.
Sorry. High school was kinda lolo for me. You both look so great!
Well, you've sure got it goin' on, Ms. Vice President.
Huh? Oh, no, I'm not...
Yes. I'm surrounded by success stories. And to think, I only married well.
You managed to stay here in Hawaii! That's awesome, girl! I mean, I love LA...
But honestly, there's life beyond surfer boys and boogie boarding. Keep Kauai, just give me Park Avenue!
You live in New York? And in LA?
And you run this beautiful hotel. That must be a blast!
Oh, and Lana's and business, too.
Lona I just own a little cosmetics company. Allen's life is all that. Yachting around the world.
A yacht?! You have a yacht?!
Oh, please, it's a floating hotel, nothing to get all squishy about.
Oh, it's cool and you know it!
[after Ellen and Lona invite Nani and her family to Ellen's yacht for dinner, assuming she's vice president of the hotel, Nani tells Lilo and Stitch the truth]
So now they think I'm the vice president of the hotel. Isn't that hilarious?
Yeah, especially the part with your lying!
But they're all so successful! And I rent canoes!
Oh, they're lots of people in the world who wish they could rent canoes.
Like who?
Eh... like... Marsh...a.
[Pleakley has Lilo, Stitch and Jumba formally dressed up]
Nani said it's supposed to be casual.
When yacht people say "casual", they mean "dress up". Trust me.
Then what do they mean when they say "dress up"?
Oh! When yacht people say "dress up"... I mean, wow! Gold crowns, mirrored sunglasses, leather capes, ruby slippers, I mean, they really dress up!
[after Retro turns Lilo, Jumba, Pleakley, Ellen, and Lona into cavepeople, Stitch captures him and finds the way to reverse the effect; Retro turns Ellen's yacht into a canoe]
The yacht, it's a canoe! Stitch, I can't afford to buy Ellen a new yacht!
[grabs Retro's tongue and then wraps it around the cavepeople, and then spanks Retro in the behind three times] One, two, three!
[Retro releases his tongue, turning Nani's friends and family back to normal]
What just happened?
And why are we drifting toward very sharp rocks?
And why is there ham stuck in my teeth?
[after the group makes it safety to shore..]
So, I'm sorry I lied to you guys. I guess I just wanted you to think I was doing something more important with my life than teaching people how to use one of these.
What are you talking about? Using one of these saved our lives!
I honestly don't care what you do for a living, Nani. At least you actually work.
We're just thrilled to see you, girl.
So you rent water sports gear.
Yep.
You got jet-skis?
Yep.
Well, what are we waiting for?
Oh, Lana, must we?
Oh, come on, Ellen, we're on vacation!
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