[Goes to talk to Boomhauer] Now, Boomhauer, as a man, I'm obligated of salvaging our friendship of over 30 years, by asking you some tough questions. [Boomhauer, after a moment, nods] Do you love Kathryn Hester?
Yo, man.
And does the thought of Patch marrying her tear you up inside?
...Yo, man.
And did you hire those women of...'easy virtue' to frame Patch and to break up the wedding?
[stares down Hank for a long moment] NO, man.
...Oh, Boomhauer, I am so sorry for doubting you. But wait a minute, if you didn't hire them, then...[Gasps] Craig T?! Oh, God, Patch knew all along!
Damn straight, man. Now, talkin' 'bout, you know, do-don't get hurt fallin' off that dang ol' high horse, man!
Boomhauer, I deserve all that and more, but right now, I need to get to the rehearsal dinner and set things right. I'll give Patch the 'happy ending' he deserves, I tell you what!
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