Minh quotes from King of the Hill

Kahn, you got a lotta (indistinct Laotian words) to come back here!

[At the rehearsal dinner] Look, there Boomhauer! We get good fight, it make up for cash bar!

Peggy

Now, Minh, the game of Boggle is really quite simple. The goal is to make words out of these 25 letter cubes. [shakes the tray and slams it on the table] Ho yeah!

Ba mee tom yum.

Nancy

It's gotta be a real word, honey.

Nancy

You know, the Elks are having a Boggle tournament in order to raise bail money for their treasurer. Maybe you should enter.

Peggy

Me? Oh, fish, I just play for fun! Minh, you owe me $13.

[gives Peggy her money] Thank you for Boggle lesson, Peggy Hill! Maybe next week I teach you mahjong. Bring your checkbook!

Do you remember your last promotion? We had pa son pate all night long. Make love to me!

No! [laughs]

Woah, boy howdy!

Boy, that little hillbilly pack quite a wallop. You want some neproxin?

Joseph

No, I'm okay.

How did tall, dark, and handsome get butt-kicked by short, fat, and redneck?

Joseph

[sighs and stares at Minh’s cleavage and kisses her]

Joseph? [Minh is laughing] What's going on?

Oh, you so cute. Kahn gonna get a big kick out of this.

Joseph? How could you? [throws a towel at him and runs away]

Joseph

Sorry, I just... I thought you liked me.

Oh yeah. You rock my world [laughs]

Peggy

Hank, there's something I have to tell you.

Hank

You did what?!

Minh! Come quick! Hank and Peggy having old-school red-neck domestic squabble on front lawn!

Hank

How could you, Peggy?

Oh, I bet she burn the meat loaf!

Hank

It caused what?

Why he point at his crotch like that?

Hank

20% shrinkage?! You want me to put a patch on my what?!

OK, this going in a weird direction now.

Hank

So uh, how's Nancy liking her... truck?

Dale

She likes it fine. John Redcorn installed a charger at his place. Fine by me. Let his electricity bill go up. I win again! Wingo!

Hank

[his phone buzzes] Huh. Looks like Bobby and Connie are official.

Bill

Awww.

Boomhauer

Talkin' 'bout doin' dang ol' hard launch, man.

Hank

Wonder why they took so long to tell us.

NOOO! ANYONE BUT HIM!!!

DAMN YOU, BOBBY HILL!!!

Dad's stuff is all gone from the garage. Did he move back in?

[from across the street] No, I did not. I left, with my dignity intact!

I kicked you out! You were crying so loud, I could hear it through the garage!

[begins to approach] I was reading a sad book, called "our wedding album."

Hey, we agreed! You stay on that side of the street!

I don't understand. Dad, where do you live now?

Bill

With me! [Kahn sighs] Yeah, we're just two single guys having a grand old time! No wives, just vibes! All are welcome... except wives.

Bobby Hill, put a shirt on, and step away from my precious daughter!

Bobby

Okay, but let's all remember who's the real bad guy here. The dog.

Hank

The dog wasn't the one engaging in amorous congress under my roof.

Peggy

It can't, because it has an inverted penis.

What's all the fuss?

Hank

Oh good. More people.

I caught your daughter participating in fatherless behavior with Bobby Hill!

Bobby Hill, did you de-flower my daughter?!

Bobby

No sir. We didn't even get to doing anything, we were just... warming each other up.

Hank

Stop!

Peggy

That's enough!

Ew!

Shut up! Shut up!

Bobby

Okay, I can see that tendons are a little high right now, do how about we all just get some sleep and talk about this over dinner tomorrow, which I'm paying for?

Bobby, we are not having dinner with you. Come on, Connie, let's go back home.

No! All you've done since I've been home is complain about dad and insult Bobby. I don't wanna be around that.

... Hey, Connie, why don't you sleep over at my place, just for tonight?

Ha! You mean Bill's place?

We can hang out and celebrate your birthday. Things are very mellow over there. Super chill.

And Bobby can come too?

[obviously uncomfortable] Of course! Because I support your relationship.

Bill

[hugging Kahn from behind] Yaaaay! The more, the merrier! Hank and Peggy can come too, if you'd like!

Peggy

Do not threaten us, Bill.

Bobby

I'm gonna go with Connie.

Hank

That's fine. Why don't you take those sheets with you?