Oh yeah? Well my child is God to billions of Asians!
S4 E18Won't You Pimai Neighbor?
KKahn
Yeah, yeah; Buddhist, whatever. Monks.
S4 E19Hank's Bad Hair Day
Oh God, I need a hair net!
S4 E20Meet The Propaniacs
JJJoe Jack
"Baby did a bad, bad thing."
Bobby Hilll: "... Not like butane and those other bastard gasses."
S4 E21Nancy's Boys
Wait a minute. I have a wife; We're a couple! [starts doing a marital dance while singing] I get a free meal! I get a free meal! [to Hank] He, Ha.
Guess who's joining us for dinner?
Dale and Nancy?
She already told you?
[Surprised] Oh my god! Hank, I was joking!
Wait a minute. Every time I leave, you call John Redcorn. I know what's going on here. Your headaches are a desperate bid for my attention. But what do I do? I pawn you off on some Indian healer so I can have my Dale time at the gun club, or breeding show turtles, or on the Internet investigating unexplained phenomenonon. God, I am so selfish!
[while forming a line while skating with Nancy] Love train! Woo, woo!
Aw, I've been at John Redc- uh, the gun club ... playing Russian Roulette.
Did you win?
You're not familiar with the game, are you?
No...
Yeah, I won.
S4 E22Flush With Power
Still?
Dad! I just took a thirty second shower and I'm gonna dry myself off on the lawn!
I use secret Asian watering technique! I could spit in a thimble and water Central Park.
Well, I don't know. My toilets have given 15 years of dependable service. I'm not one of those guys who turns 40 and runs out and buys fancy new toilets.
..But, unfortunately, in the real world, where things don't flush like they do in the movies...
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