Bobby Hill quotes from King of the Hill

Bobby

I'm sorry, Mom. It was a reflex. [Peggy jumps on him, then noogies him] Mom, okay! I said I was sorry! [groaning]

Bobby

"In America, you put "In God We Trust" on your money. In Russia, we have no money!"

Bobby

'Course she is. She's Mr. Boomhauer's girlfriend.

Bobby

But he can have a new flavor every day! He's dating the ice cream lady!

Bobby

Good God! That is the biggest Hello Kitty store I've ever seen!

Bobby Hill

I'm ironing underwater. (makes blooping sounds)

Bobby Hill

The clock radio smells like my Game Boy, but it tastes like my library card. I wonder if it smells different when it's on...

Bobby Hill

Dad, gimme a big wad of cash!

Bobby Hill

I ate hippie gumbo!

Bobby

It's so dark with this thing on. What are you doing?

Bobby Hill

Now where did I put my pantyhose?

Bobby

We're square dancing in P.E. today! I'm do-si-do-ing with you, Cherise!

Bobby

Sirs, the last few days of delivering papers I've seen things I've never seen before: the sunrise, morning dew, snails on sidewalks - things I never want to see again.

Bobby

Have a socially relevant day!

Bobby

[while the actors practice their Unique New York type] Check it out! I'm an actor!