Bobby Hill quotes from King of the Hill

Bobby

Oh, no! I hit a deer with your truck!

Bobby

Mom! Dad! I've gotten Luanne pregnant!

Bobby

Wait! Luanne, I don't think I'm ready for this yet!

Bobby Hill

I've got gout!

Bobby Hill

I'd like a one-way ticket to Mexico por favor. That means 'today.'

Bobby

All sloppy and no Joe.

Bobby

Ooh! It's got hair!

Bobby

[dressed up as a hotel waiter] I do believe I'll give room service a jangle and have them send up some etouffe. [stares at Hank]

Bobby

Noooooo!!!!! [Hank throws his clothes out the window.]

Bobby

Well, works for me; say is "the cocoa".

Bobby Hill

I said good day, Sheriff!

Bobby

Mrs. Johnson's bag has six puppies. Mr. Peterson's bag has minus four puppies...

Bobby Hill

Dad! I just took a thirty second shower and I'm gonna dry myself off on the lawn!

Bobby

I don't need a babysitter.

Bobby

[about Connie] Connie, I rehearsed an apology but I'm gonna throw it away because nothing says "I'm sorry" like "I'm sorry." Connie, I rehearsed an apology but... [drops the piece of cake and sees her kissing Joseph out the window]

Bobby

Hey, I didn't go looking for trouble. Trouble came-a-knockin' and Bobby Hill's foot answered the door.