Ah, Memorial Day. A day when our war heroes are honored by even the most liberal of media. Cheers, Colonel!
“Returning Japanese” · Season 6, Episode 21
In this episode: Junichiro (7), Hank Rutherford Hill (4), Dale Gribble (1), Bobby Hill (1), Luanne Leanne Platter Kleinschmidt (1)
[Hank meets his Japanese half-brother, who looks astonishingly like him, for the first time.]
Bwah!!!
(In unison with hank) Hwah!!!
I kick-a your ass!!!
Good God! That is the biggest Hello Kitty store I've ever seen!
(To Hank) With all respect and honor, I would not be saddened if both you and your father went to Hell!
[After receiving a message with information about rampaging Cotton's whereabouts.]
It is one of the businessmen I exchanged cards with! See? Japanese politeness is surprisingly effective! He just saw shinless stranger boarding at train station. He say he buy train ticket and... dishonor pay toilet.
[After discarding Japanese politeness in favor of American ass-kicking.]
Look at me! Here come Ronald Reagan, Mike Tyson!
[Reading letter to Luanne.]
Hi, my name is Ladybird. I like long walks, my arthritis medication, and two cups of kibble a day. I'll try to outsmart you and get three cups, but I know you're too clever for that, Ms. Platter. (Giggles)
I don't know, Uncle Hank. She did write this letter, and everything.
Trip's off!
MMichiko (Junichiro's mother)
This arrangement offered me many opportunities for difficulty.
[Junichiro buys him and Hank cans of beer]
So, how long have you been in the robot game?
There was not a time where I was not fascinated by robot. Robots are clean, efficient, reliable...
Huh, that sounds like propane. I wonder if they ever made a robot that runs on propane.
No. [Hank looks disappointed] But, they could.
[Hank and Junichiro sip their beers]
Yup.
Hai.
[Hank and Junichiro have just watch Cotton depart from the train station.]
He will be proud of me. I was abrupt with an elderly woman.
[sighs] We're too late. Our dad's on his way to spit in the emperor's face.
Hwah!!!
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