Now where did I put my pantyhose?
“Dale to the Chief” · Season 9, Episode 5
In this episode: Hank Rutherford Hill (2), Dale Gribble (1), Bobby Hill (1)
I'm all jacked up on America right now! Anyone want to hear me recite the constitution?
I'm not messing around! I have proven I can kick your ass while standing on a ladder!
[catching Dale trying to run from him after sending out the FBI] No more, Dale! I've put up with some giblet-headed things out of you in the past, but calling the FBI on me--that's final!
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