Dale Gribble quotes from King of the Hill

Dale

[furious] Nancy, get out of the tub! [shakes the toaster] Electric toaster! [slips, the toaster unplugs and falls to the grass]

Dale

We gotta do something. The alley was balanced before. A cool single guy, and a cool married guy. A loser single guy, and a loser married guy. Now it's me and three losers!

Dale

Ah, Memorial Day. A day when our war heroes are honored by even the most liberal of media. Cheers, Colonel!

Dale Gribble

(Yelling at Hank) If it were up to you, you would have filled my buddy tunnel with cement, so no one else could use it! (Note the sexual innuendo/double entendre, based on context of scene).

Dale Gribble

And so, a farewell to A Farewell to Arms!

Dale Gribble

I hear Mega Lo Mart is taking bids for a rat problem. Boy, that'd be a sweet gig. I could finally start paying for Nancy's health insurance instead of just telling Nancy I'm paying for it.

Dale Gribble

Well, that's the calculated risk you take when you release a mongoose.

Dale Gribble

I see the buffalo! I see the Indian! I... am the Indian!

Dale

You're not doing it right!

Dale

Hank! Boomhauer and me are shaved! Are you shaved yet, Hank?

Dale

[breathing from a hazmat helmet] Yep.

Dale

We're not gonna drink Bill after all, okay?

Dale

Pretty yare, huh?

Dale

Or the films of M. Night Shyamalan.

Dale Gribble

I'm all jacked up on America right now! Anyone want to hear me recite the constitution?