Hey Boomhauer, you any closer to getting married?
Dang ol'...huh?
“Mega Lo Dale” · Season 7, Episode 10
In this episode: Hank Rutherford Hill (4), Dale Gribble (4), Boomhauer (1)
I hear Mega Lo Mart is taking bids for a rat problem. Boy, that'd be a sweet gig. I could finally start paying for Nancy's health insurance instead of just telling Nancy I'm paying for it.
You still think it's rats. Well, don't beat yourself up, Hank, I did too until the evidence pointed to baboon.
Baboon? Dale, don't tell Glidewell there's a baboon. It's not a baboon.
I know that. I won't bore you with the details, but bottom line: it's Chuck Mangione!
Dale's losing it at Mega Lo Mart, Nancy. We need some traps for the rat, and a tranquilizer gun for... uh... also for the rat.
Well, that's the calculated risk you take when you release a mongoose.
CMChuck Mangione
You let a mongoose out in the store.
You're living in a T.P. fort.
CMChuck Mangione
Let's agree to disagree.
Boomhauer (In disbelief): Chuck Mangione. He's probably out there in Hollywood, you know, sticking his horn to dang ole Minnie Driver.
That's where the culottes are.
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