Hank, this is an important ritual among my people. Don't half-ass it.
“Vision Quest” · Season 7, Episode 12
In this episode: Dale Gribble (3), Hank Rutherford Hill (2), Bobby Hill (1), Bill Dauterive (1), Joseph Gribble (1), John Redcorn (1)
I see the buffalo! I see the Indian! I... am the Indian!
BDBill Dautrieve
Well, I'm just gonna come right out and say it, Dale--something seems different about you.
Something IS different, Bill. I had a vision. I'm an Indian now.
BDBill Dautrieve
Oh.
I've always wondered why I hated the federal government or loved tobacco with such passion. But now it all makes sense!
Okay Time Out, Sitting Jackass! Have you looked in the mirror lately? You are the God-dang whitest person I've ever seen!
I AM THE ALBINO BUFFALO! Deal with it!
I see the Buffalo, I see the Indian! (slows down) I am the Indian. (snoring)
(groans) Dang it.
Dad, where the Hell are you? DAD!
Your dad's not coming. He's rolling around on the ground and eating bark and my dad is screaming, "Dang it!" a lot.
This trip is so... SUCKS! You know what the land is tell me? WRECK STUFF!
What are YOU DOING?!? THAT'S YOUR DAD'S SLEEPING BAG!
HA! HA! LOOK AT IT BURN!
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