Clea: Huntress of--I told you to get an adventure book.
But it is adventure.
(reading it) "The Elf-Lord Fylfendell knelt upon the bed of dandelions. 'Young wanderer,' quoth he, 'I have woven you a magic breastplate'"-- Bobby, television.
“Full Metal Dust Jacket” · Season 7, Episode 8
In this episode: Hank Rutherford Hill (3), Dale Gribble (3), Bobby Hill (1), Peggy Hill (1), Cotton Hill (1)
Dang it, Bobby! (snatches the book) No more elves at the table.
I've come to take the local bookseller to lunch! (realizes Peggy isn't here) Peggy? (hears gunshots) What the hell? (goes to the basement) Peggy? (finds Cotton Hill shooting the book) Dad!
Well, look who's here! Shopping for my birthday? Get me something that shoots like that! (finishes shooting the book and drops it on the floor)
Excellent grouping, Colonel. Plus, those hollow points penetrated Shakespeare all the way into the so-called "Joyous Comedies". As you like it? Well, I like it plenty.
Dang it, Dale! Where is my wife?
Probably one of her smoking breaks. I try not too keep her too tight of a leash.
And so, a farewell to A Farewell to Arms!
Take your apple-
It's a Braeburn!
-And get out!
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