Once I make Jackie Chan pay, I shall tear that buffoon Valmont to pieces-!
SILENCE! The only future you have is here with us, brother!
Indeed. Let the eternal torment begin!
To punish your betrayal, Shendu. You chose to spend your time ruling China.
While we withered in this bone-dry pit!
Bored out of our wits all those centuries, each exactly like the one before it!
You never even attempted to free us!
[nervously] I... your rescue was in the planning stages, but I became imprisoned in a statue-
TZ Tchang Zu
Excuses! You desired the earthly realm for you alone! [strikes Shendu with lightning]
A shame you never learned to share, brother.
No, wait! I can free you!
Do not toy with us! The doorways can only be opened from the other side.
Precisely. As the humble spirit you now see before you, I am free to cross over and possess any human I wish, enabling me to undo the sacred spells that keep you here... if you so deem it.
[Valmont distributes the Talismans among his Enforcers.]
Twelve Talismans, four Enforcers, three each.
Uh, boss... there's only three of us since Tohru cashed in his frequent flyer miles.
So, I'll just hang on to these-
Hungry crane spears fish!
[Hak Foo snatches the other Talismans.]
Everyone remembers Hak Foo?
[nervously] Heh, hiya Hak!
Master Foo. The Black Tiger shall be your new lieutenant.
[as an alarm goes off]
Jackie! Robbery in progress, financial district! It's the Dark Hand!
Uhh, good luck with that?
They're packing heat. Talisman heat.
Astral projection? Motion to the motionless? Yin yang? How come I get all the loser powers?
[Hak Foo easily dispatches the security guard without his talisman powers.]
No fair, you're not even using yours!
The Horse for healing - I am not easily injured. The Rooster for levitation - I already fly. The Dog for immortality - there is not a man alive who can vanquish me!
[intimidated] It's cool. Trade ya?
[Hak Foo gives his Talismans to Finn.]
I know you're eager to get on with your life, my friend, but you know more about these Talismans than anyone.
I need you, Jackie. One last time.
Just when you think you're out, they pull you back in. So can I-
BJ Captain Black and Jackie
No! [they leave]
Didn't even let me ask! ...And if I didn't ask, how am I supposed to know what they said "no" to?
Haha, we're like superheroes, who steal stuff!
So, I trust you would agree that my, err... martyrdom has left a void for a new, stronger evil to fill - namely you, my brothers and sisters. Shall I proceed, then?
[The other Demon Sorcerers cast a spell on Shendu.]
Gah! What trick is this?!
You have proven crafty, brother. So we require a safety measure.
Our spell will keep you bound within a human of your choosing, until you release us.
A precaution, so that we know exactly where to find you!
In the event we deem it necessary to resume your eternal torment.
I accept your terms. I will choose my vessel well to best serve you. And the human most capable for this task is my nemesis: Jackie Chan!
Immortality and healing? That's redundant!
Need a lift? [picks Jackie up in the Jet Pack]
I told you never play with things you don't know how to-
[pointing out the controls] Ignition, steering, throttle, brakes.
Yeah right, like I'm gonna fall for tha-
[Finn crashes into the ceiling of a tunnel entrance.]
Black tiger crosses bald eagle!
We must have left millions on that beach! What is the deal, Big-V?
[revealing himself in possession of Valmont's body] Valmont cannot hear you!
[the enforcers gasp in surprise]
[the enforcers lay the Talismans before Shendu]
Your Talismans, Mr. Shendu.
We was takin' care of 'em for ya. [chuckles nervously, as the Enforcers try to leave, with Shendu blocking their path]
Keep your Talismans, they no longer matter to me.
[Valmont regains control of his body]
[confused] How did I- Where is the money?!
Uhh, Big-V? Shendu's back.
....Wha- That's preposterous- [walks past a mirror to see Shendu's reflection] AH! Get out!
Trust me, Valmont, the feeling is mutual. But for now, you and your thugs will assist me, or perish! [breathes fire from Valmont's mouth at the enforcers]
We're swinging to your beat!
[as Jackie and Captain Black find themselves surrounded by Shadowkhan]
But I don't understand! Valmont can't summon the Shadowkhan. Only Shendu.
[in possession of Valmont's body] Reports of my demise have been greatly exaggerated, Chan.
[Jackie gasps]
Unc, that was some magic!
[scoffs] Simple Chi spell. Many others in my book.
So the big bad dragon is back? And he's packing the Talismans?
Talismans are not important! Shendu is a spirit now. Not even the Talismans can change that.
So you figure he's onto something bigger, mi compadre?
The book Shendu stole from my library is the key to understanding his motives.
But which volume did he steal?
How do I know?! We must take inventory!
[holding a book] So all these books have spells? [Uncle cuffs him] Ow!
Go away, we are closed for inventory!
[runs in] Uncle, he is no thief! He is- [Uncle cuffs him] Ow!
Of course he is a thief! He is wearing a mask!
Oh no no no, El Toro Fuerte never removes his mask!
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