Jackie Chan Adventures · Season 1
Did the demon have any specific markings?
Red eyes, great big claws, and razor sharp teeth isn't SPECIFIC ENOUGH FOR YOU?!
Thousands of demon sorcerors have existed throughout history! I need more information! A symbol, a name, ANYTHING!
[Tohru enters the shop, bandaged after his encounter with Shendu]
Chan!
[annoyed] Go away! We have no more Talismans!
The demon's name...Shendu!
Shendu's former palace is located near what is now Hong Kong. His vengeance is to begin at the toll of Midnight, ushering in the Chinese New Year.
Chinese New Year? That gives us only a couple of days!
Less. Hong Kong is sixteen hours ahead of San Fransisco!
We'll take Section 13's fastest transport!
Finding the demon is not enough. One must have a means of... [reaching for a book he cannot reach] ...defeating it... [Tohru grabs the book and hands it to Uncle] Thank you. I will come with you!
I will come... [grunts in pain] ...too!
Umm...that's okay.
Tohru, why help us?
I am told Section 13 serves donuts on Thursdays.
[On the Section 13 plane to Hong Kong.]
Go away! I am busy!
Uh, you've been in the lavatory since take-off.
That is right! Laboratory! Do you want Jackie to defeat the evil demon? Yes? Then go away! Let Uncle work!
Never question the inscriptions.
Let's turn up the heat.
[The agents aise their weapons]
No! Shendu is immortal. Magic must defeat magic.
[The agents lower their weapons]
He's out cold! Men!
[The agents raise their weapons.]
Aiya! No! Magic must defeat magic!
[The agents lower their weapons.]
Argh...
[Shendu seems to be gaining the upper hand against Jackie again]
That tears it! Men!
[Uncle grabs Captain Black's shoulder, knocking him out]
Who else wants a piece of Uncle?
[The rest of the agents stand down their weapons]
[Shendu is defeated; Captain Black comes to again]
What happened?
See? What have we learned?
Magic must defeat magic.
Happy New Year Jade! Happy New Year Uncle! [Uncle cuffs Jackie.] Ow!
You destroyed the demon! Yin and yang! Now the world is out of balance! Nobody told you to destroy the demon!
Jade did it.
Hmmph...
Now there is a void for a new, stronger evil to fill!
[as the Dark Hand emerges from the dust of the palace] I know how much the treasure meant to you, Big V... [looks to the Talismans now scattered in the dust] ...but how about a consolation prize?
You should visit your parents.
They might want me to stay with them.
Would that be so awful?
Tch...For you. [starts crying]
Waahhh!!!!!
Jackie! (gasp) Ahhhhh!!!!!
Call Captain Black. Once I reach the top, you head for the bottom.
Awww.....
Well, what do we say we save some lives?
Jackie, I have to come with you. I'm an essential part of the J-Team! The cunning one?
Jade, this is not a movie. You know that this time it is too dangerous.
[angered] It would seem we have lost the lost treasure of Ching Xi Hung. On the bright side, however, Jackie Chan has done me a tremendous favor by eliminating my albatross.
[whispers] Albatross? I thought Shendu was a dragon.
Which means we now have exclusive access to... [picks up the Dragon Talisman] some very potent magic.
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