Snortski...Oooohhhhhh!
“The Gang Reignites the Rivalry” · Season 5, Episode 12
In this episode: Frank Reynolds (4), Charlie Kelly (2), Dennis Reynolds (2), Mac McDonald (1)
I'm doing this jerk-off's taxes. Next year, the IRS will audit the piss out of him!
Look how loose his jeans are!!
I never thought I'd ever say this in my life, but it's weird sleeping without a cat in my bed
We totally poisoned your asses!
How do kids study on this god damn ritterall? I can't stop grinding my teeth
I'll pull a Good Will Hunting. (To the frat boys) What's your major dude?
FBFrat Boy
Economics
(In Boston accent) Oh, I bet you read a lotta Gordon Wood, huh? You read your Gordon Wood and you regurgitate it from a textbook and you think you're wicked awesome doin' that, And how 'bout 'dem apples? And all that Gordon Wood business.
FBFrat Boy
I have no idea what you're talking about.
OFOther Frat Boy
You are an idiot.
You are an idiot.
Does no one know who Gordon Wood is?
Yeah, we both got punked, Frank. We both got punked. These kids these days, I'll tell you what, they're nothing like we used to be back when we were in fraternities. They have no respect for anybody. Okay? They're like--they're like stupid little goddamn savages. I mean, I came in there, right, and I was polite and I was nice to them. I was cordial. And they completely goddamn disrespected me, little IDIOTS! IDIOTS! I was completely respectful. They're supposed to be my brothers, right? They're my brothers? Nooo, no. That's not fun. What they were doing wasn't fun. They kept zapping us, and zapping us! IDIOTS! SAVAGES! IDIOTS! IDIOTS!
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