Do wasps make honey?
No wasps do not make honey.
Alright well I'm gonna check it out anyway, there could be something delicious in here that wasps do make and I want that.
“The Waitress is Getting Married” · Season 5, Episode 5
In this episode: Charlie Kelly (8), Dennis Reynolds (4), Frank Reynolds (2), Mac McDonald (1), Sweet Dee Reynolds (1), Artemis (1)
Hey yo! Hey what's..what...what are you doing there buddy?
Argh! I'm trying to smoke these hornets to death so I can get their honey, but they keep flying up the tube, stinging me on my face and I think I just swallowed one.
As I tried to explain before, you can not get honey from a hornet's nest.
I just don't think there's any science to support that, buddy.
There is some very basic science out there supporting that.
No, no.
Trust me, pal. Okay, it's actually a fact. It's not even science.
Tell you what, let me pop a quick H on this box this way we all know that it's filled with hornets.
Let's talk about your likes and dislikes. Umm…how about your favorite food, what would that be?
Oh, milk-steak.
DMDennis and Mac
(simultaneously) Hmm?
What?
Milk-steak.
I'm not putting milk-steak.
Just put regular steak and then-
Don't put regular steak, put milk-steak, she'll know what it is.
No she won't know what it is! Nobody knows what that is. Okay, alright what's your favorite hobby?
Uhh…magnets.
Wha-like making magnets, collecting magnets?
Playing with magnets?
Just magnets.
I'm just gonna put snowboarding. We'll just put snowboarding.
I don't really snowboard.
What are some of your likes?
Uhh…ghouls
Son of a bitch. What are you talking about?
Just funny little green ghouls.
W-What like in movies, or in cartoons?
Little green ghoul buddies!
Don't write ghouls!
I'm not! I'm putting travel! Jesus Christ, what are your dislikes?
People's knees.
Oh come on dude! Come on!
Bro, you gotta be kid-you know what we'll just make it all up.
We'll make the whole thing up.
We'll doctor the picture.
We aren't even going to use you for this.
Cover your knees up if you're gonna be walking around everywhere.
[trying to say that he is a philanthropist] I'm a full-on-rapist.
Yes, my good man, I'll have the milk steak, boiled over hard, and your finest jelly beans...raw.
(After everything at the waitress's bachelorette party goes awful)"
This is depressing. (To Artemis) Want to go get sweaty in the bathroom?
You know it.
(angrily) No! No one's getting sweaty in my bathroom! Just get out of here!
Alright fine! We'll go get sweaty in the Wendy's bathroom.
Great, go have sex at Wendy's! Wonderful! just get out of here!
So the Wendy's manager was like "You gotta clean dat up!" and I was like they're your hamburgers you clean them up. Artemis was all bummed out about something I did to myself with the onions and now she won't talk to me.
Sorry about that, some guy in the bathroom wouldn't give me his shirt.
You don't know shit about chicks!!!
oh! we don't know shit about chicks?? so guess what bro, the waitress is getting marriage so suck on that!!!.......
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